It's not just teenaged guys who make the claim. Well, at least not chronologically teenaged guys.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
"His testicles rose to his body, now embracing the heat they generally eschewed."
It's not just teenaged guys who make the claim. Well, at least not chronologically teenaged guys.
But after a while they run out of women who don't know how to say, "You better go over there and beat off then"
My theory was that maybe this pain thing was a condition that developed after years of getting kicked in the groin by women they tried the line on.
That is a pathetic learning curve.
"Then like a timid snail, his balls withdrew into his body in a surge of sexual excitement."
I see the problem.
Yeah.
See, most of us with experience realize just how hard it is to stay in the moment when you're there and the movement catches your eyes.
For a reader? Oy.
Yeah, supression of giggles isn't usually a turn on either.
I mean, there are good giggles and bad giggles in the midst of having sex.
Those seem to mostly fall into the bad giggles category. And having someone giggling while looking in just the general vicinity of your heat-seeking moisture missle of love?
Mostly good for getting him to do his turtle impersonation.
(as is calling it a heat-seeking moisture missle of love)