Yeah.
See, most of us with experience realize just how hard it is to stay in the moment when you're there and the movement catches your eyes.
For a reader? Oy.
Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.
'Out Of Gas'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
P.M. Marc - Oct 20, 2003 12:56:02 pm PDT #1282 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Trudy Booth - Oct 20, 2003 12:58:11 pm PDT #1283 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Yeah, supression of giggles isn't usually a turn on either.
Sean K - Oct 20, 2003 1:00:36 pm PDT #1284 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I mean, there are good giggles and bad giggles in the midst of having sex.
Those seem to mostly fall into the bad giggles category. And having someone giggling while looking in just the general vicinity of your heat-seeking moisture missle of love?
Mostly good for getting him to do his turtle impersonation.
Trudy Booth - Oct 20, 2003 1:01:39 pm PDT #1285 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
(as is calling it a heat-seeking moisture missle of love)
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 20, 2003 1:02:39 pm PDT #1286 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So is that "I'm so aroused it hurts" thing not true for men, then?
I've never encountered this in and of itself as a biological thing... if you're wearing clothes that aren't loose enough and end up with the goods cramped into an uncomfortable position it can be somewhat painful. I'd still say not toothache painful unless zippers are involved in an unfortunate way.
Just so you know, guys aren't entirely BSing you about having a case of the blue balls if completion isn't reached, though it's hardlya life-threatening level of discomfort. And tends to go away after a while.
DavidS - Oct 20, 2003 1:14:20 pm PDT #1287 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Just so you know, guys aren't entirely BSing you about having a case of the blue balls if completion isn't reached, though it's hardlya life-threatening level of discomfort. And tends to go away after a while.
Yeah, it can get a little uncomfortable having an erection for a long stretch with no relief.
DCJensen - Oct 20, 2003 1:15:23 pm PDT #1288 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I was amused how Mrs. Kent took time to sterilize the blade that her husband used to fish the only-thing-that-can-hurt-him out of their invunerable son.
Well, "better to be safe than sorry" parenting takes over in crisis.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 20, 2003 1:16:54 pm PDT #1289 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
It might have been a habit. With their history of medical crises and financial problems, she probably had do some doctoring herself in the kitchen.
DCJensen - Oct 20, 2003 1:20:43 pm PDT #1290 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I would like to add that the writer of the badfic could well be a teenager. If a grown up Ray is still using the bathroom as his primary pleasuring center? Repressed much?
Unless Ray is sharing his bedroom with his family, there are really more comfortable ways to relieve the tension.
IJS.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 20, 2003 1:23:23 pm PDT #1291 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
I'd guess the writer of the fanfic is a teenage girl whose knowledge of male genitalia comes from nicking her mother's Playgirls and reading her friends' badfic.