It's not just teenaged guys who make the claim. Well, at least not chronologically teenaged guys.
But after a while they run out of women who don't know how to say, "You better go over there and beat off then"
Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'
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It's not just teenaged guys who make the claim. Well, at least not chronologically teenaged guys.
But after a while they run out of women who don't know how to say, "You better go over there and beat off then"
My theory was that maybe this pain thing was a condition that developed after years of getting kicked in the groin by women they tried the line on.
That is a pathetic learning curve.
"Then like a timid snail, his balls withdrew into his body in a surge of sexual excitement."
I see the problem.
Yeah.
See, most of us with experience realize just how hard it is to stay in the moment when you're there and the movement catches your eyes.
For a reader? Oy.
Yeah, supression of giggles isn't usually a turn on either.
I mean, there are good giggles and bad giggles in the midst of having sex.
Those seem to mostly fall into the bad giggles category. And having someone giggling while looking in just the general vicinity of your heat-seeking moisture missle of love?
Mostly good for getting him to do his turtle impersonation.
(as is calling it a heat-seeking moisture missle of love)
So is that "I'm so aroused it hurts" thing not true for men, then?
I've never encountered this in and of itself as a biological thing... if you're wearing clothes that aren't loose enough and end up with the goods cramped into an uncomfortable position it can be somewhat painful. I'd still say not toothache painful unless zippers are involved in an unfortunate way.
Just so you know, guys aren't entirely BSing you about having a case of the blue balls if completion isn't reached, though it's hardlya life-threatening level of discomfort. And tends to go away after a while.
Just so you know, guys aren't entirely BSing you about having a case of the blue balls if completion isn't reached, though it's hardlya life-threatening level of discomfort. And tends to go away after a while.
Yeah, it can get a little uncomfortable having an erection for a long stretch with no relief.