(as is calling it a heat-seeking moisture missle of love)
Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he's right with God.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Boxed Set, Vol. 1: Smallville, Due South, Farscape
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much anything else that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Trudy Booth - Oct 20, 2003 1:01:39 pm PDT #1285 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 20, 2003 1:02:39 pm PDT #1286 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So is that "I'm so aroused it hurts" thing not true for men, then?
I've never encountered this in and of itself as a biological thing... if you're wearing clothes that aren't loose enough and end up with the goods cramped into an uncomfortable position it can be somewhat painful. I'd still say not toothache painful unless zippers are involved in an unfortunate way.
Just so you know, guys aren't entirely BSing you about having a case of the blue balls if completion isn't reached, though it's hardlya life-threatening level of discomfort. And tends to go away after a while.
DavidS - Oct 20, 2003 1:14:20 pm PDT #1287 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Just so you know, guys aren't entirely BSing you about having a case of the blue balls if completion isn't reached, though it's hardlya life-threatening level of discomfort. And tends to go away after a while.
Yeah, it can get a little uncomfortable having an erection for a long stretch with no relief.
DCJensen - Oct 20, 2003 1:15:23 pm PDT #1288 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I was amused how Mrs. Kent took time to sterilize the blade that her husband used to fish the only-thing-that-can-hurt-him out of their invunerable son.
Well, "better to be safe than sorry" parenting takes over in crisis.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 20, 2003 1:16:54 pm PDT #1289 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
It might have been a habit. With their history of medical crises and financial problems, she probably had do some doctoring herself in the kitchen.
DCJensen - Oct 20, 2003 1:20:43 pm PDT #1290 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
I would like to add that the writer of the badfic could well be a teenager. If a grown up Ray is still using the bathroom as his primary pleasuring center? Repressed much?
Unless Ray is sharing his bedroom with his family, there are really more comfortable ways to relieve the tension.
IJS.
Madrigal Costello - Oct 20, 2003 1:23:23 pm PDT #1291 of 10000
It's a remora, dimwit.
I'd guess the writer of the fanfic is a teenage girl whose knowledge of male genitalia comes from nicking her mother's Playgirls and reading her friends' badfic.
Kate P. - Oct 20, 2003 1:24:36 pm PDT #1292 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
The line about "his new porcelain lover, the toilet" gave me the best laugh I've had all day.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 20, 2003 1:25:21 pm PDT #1293 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
From the sound of this particular badfic, the writter must come from an alien species that's had no firsthand experience with sexual activity of any sort.
Sean K - Oct 20, 2003 1:25:32 pm PDT #1294 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I would like to add that the writer of the badfic could well be a teenager. If a grown up Ray is still using the bathroom as his primary pleasuring center? Repressed much?
Word to that, Daniel. While I have spent occasional stretches living on someone's couch, I've pretty much had my own private room in which to get all cozy and comfortable with myself, more or less since adulthood.