Those look cute, Suela!!
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Oct 16, 2021 9:05:45 am PDT #9991 of 29869
JZ - Oct 16, 2021 10:34:57 am PDT #9992 of 29869
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Those are super cute and stylish, Suela!
In honor of ita, I would like to direct your attention to some of the worst fanfic ever written, available as a free download on Amazon (this is one link you will definitely want to click on in incognito mode). Now that I've seen it and I know it exists, I refuse to be the only one.
Jessica - Oct 16, 2021 10:36:25 am PDT #9993 of 29869
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Also in honor of ita, I hovered over the link and have decided not to click further.
msbelle - Oct 16, 2021 10:44:53 am PDT #9994 of 29869
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am Jessica.
JZ - Oct 16, 2021 10:46:00 am PDT #9995 of 29869
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
IT'S THE FIRST OF A SERIES.
JenP - Oct 16, 2021 10:46:51 am PDT #9996 of 29869
I kept pitting a comma in msbelle's post and confusing myself.
I am Jessica and msbelle.
meara - Oct 16, 2021 11:20:33 am PDT #9997 of 29869
Ooh I too looked at the link and noped right out.
However I just caught my dog howling at sirens and posted it on Instagram and I love him and he cracks me up. He doesn’t howl often, thankfully.
Consuela - Oct 16, 2021 11:25:10 am PDT #9998 of 29869
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
my dog doesn't howl at sirens, but she does howl at the ice cream truck. So funny.
I am so looking forward to having 18 mos of hair be gone!
Laura - Oct 16, 2021 11:29:02 am PDT #9999 of 29869
Our wings are not tired.
I am so looking forward to having 18 mos of hair be gone!
In my mind, you have a carefree pixie cut!
Brendon used to make Zoe howl by howling at her. It was hysterical. She even assumed the classic wolf-like position when she did it. He generally encouraged this under a full moon. She was most cooperative.
JZ - Oct 16, 2021 11:30:30 am PDT #10000 of 29869
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I really wish someone would click on it! The writing in the blurb alone is just so bad, and it's both so nakedly fanficcy and so deeply unfamiliar with, like, ANY vampire or Slayer lore. And it totally reads like some 13-year-old fan's attempt to paper over a bunch of gaping plotholes and make it all make sense. If the subject weren't such a nightmare himself, it would be almost adorable, it's so earnest fantasy-reading middle-schooler *obvious*.