Tara ,'Storyteller'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Those are super cute and stylish, Suela!
In honor of ita, I would like to direct your attention to some of the worst fanfic ever written, available as a free download on Amazon (this is one link you will definitely want to click on in incognito mode). Now that I've seen it and I know it exists, I refuse to be the only one.
Also in honor of ita, I hovered over the link and have decided not to click further.
I am Jessica.
IT'S THE FIRST OF A SERIES.
I kept pitting a comma in msbelle's post and confusing myself.
I am Jessica and msbelle.
Ooh I too looked at the link and noped right out.
However I just caught my dog howling at sirens and posted it on Instagram and I love him and he cracks me up. He doesn’t howl often, thankfully.
my dog doesn't howl at sirens, but she does howl at the ice cream truck. So funny.
I am so looking forward to having 18 mos of hair be gone!
I am so looking forward to having 18 mos of hair be gone!
In my mind, you have a carefree pixie cut!
Brendon used to make Zoe howl by howling at her. It was hysterical. She even assumed the classic wolf-like position when she did it. He generally encouraged this under a full moon. She was most cooperative.
I really wish someone would click on it! The writing in the blurb alone is just so bad, and it's both so nakedly fanficcy and so deeply unfamiliar with, like, ANY vampire or Slayer lore. And it totally reads like some 13-year-old fan's attempt to paper over a bunch of gaping plotholes and make it all make sense. If the subject weren't such a nightmare himself, it would be almost adorable, it's so earnest fantasy-reading middle-schooler *obvious*.
I clicked it and am insulted on behalf of fanfic.