Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

'Serenity'


Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Apr 22, 2021 6:04:53 am PDT #5819 of 30000

I'm so sorry, askye.


Jessica - Apr 22, 2021 6:49:16 am PDT #5820 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jim just used the phrase "I'm completely aligned on this" in a meeting. I am going downstairs for the flamethrower.

This is absolutely the correct response.


Jessica - Apr 22, 2021 6:49:38 am PDT #5821 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh askye, I'm so sorry.


-t - Apr 22, 2021 6:52:28 am PDT #5822 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, askye, how hard for all of you! I’m so sorry.


Laura - Apr 22, 2021 7:04:09 am PDT #5823 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I'm sorry, askye. That is so hard on everyone.


-t - Apr 22, 2021 9:30:11 am PDT #5824 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I just realized that I say "that would be great" fairly often in email, and I mean it sincerely, but I hear it in my head as if I'm quoting Office Space


amyparker - Apr 22, 2021 9:30:18 am PDT #5825 of 30000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

askye, I'm so sorry.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2021 9:32:34 am PDT #5826 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I hear it in my head as if I'm quoting Office Space

Borrow a stapler and see what happens.


amyparker - Apr 22, 2021 9:46:17 am PDT #5827 of 30000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Borrow a stapler and see what happens.

There's a red one in a box in Jim's office I can lend you.


-t - Apr 22, 2021 9:49:37 am PDT #5828 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't know if I can put in words how much I want a red stapler. It is a lot.