Jim just used the phrase "I'm completely aligned on this" in a meeting. I am going downstairs for the flamethrower.
This is absolutely the correct response.
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Apr 22, 2021 6:49:16 am PDT #5820 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Jessica - Apr 22, 2021 6:49:38 am PDT #5821 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Oh askye, I'm so sorry.
-t - Apr 22, 2021 6:52:28 am PDT #5822 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, askye, how hard for all of you! I’m so sorry.
Laura - Apr 22, 2021 7:04:09 am PDT #5823 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I'm sorry, askye. That is so hard on everyone.
-t - Apr 22, 2021 9:30:11 am PDT #5824 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I just realized that I say "that would be great" fairly often in email, and I mean it sincerely, but I hear it in my head as if I'm quoting Office Space
amyparker - Apr 22, 2021 9:30:18 am PDT #5825 of 30000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
askye, I'm so sorry.
DavidS - Apr 22, 2021 9:32:34 am PDT #5826 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
but I hear it in my head as if I'm quoting Office Space
Borrow a stapler and see what happens.
amyparker - Apr 22, 2021 9:46:17 am PDT #5827 of 30000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.
Borrow a stapler and see what happens.
There's a red one in a box in Jim's office I can lend you.
-t - Apr 22, 2021 9:49:37 am PDT #5828 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I don't know if I can put in words how much I want a red stapler. It is a lot.
Calli - Apr 22, 2021 12:27:28 pm PDT #5829 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I don't know if I can put in words how much I want a red stapler. It is a lot.
Under $20. I'm not saying you should buy it, but I will suggest that a lot of dreams can't be fulfilled for under $20. [link]