you really don't want to hear "recovery is just going to take some time!"
It sucks, but really you just have to say, "Honey, remember how unrealistic it was in the movie when Bane broke Batman's back and then he climbed out of that hole without medical care a week later?"
(I know it wasn't a week, but really I could not suspend my disbelief.)
"Bane broke your back. But in a therapeutic way so it'll be better! Imagine the Bane on Harley Quinn explaining this to you. The main thing is you're not crawling out of the prison hole until it stops straining credulity. It's going to be a few days."
"Honey, remember how unrealistic it was in the movie when Bane broke Batman's back and then he climbed out of that hole without medical care a week later?"
...this actually might work!
Imagine the Bane on Harley Quinn explaining this to you.
PERFECT!
Timelies! It has been forever and a day since I've been around these parts, but I wanted to make sure to send the family Zmayhem all my love.
That breakfast sounds amazing! I had cold pizza, which I was happy with but it’s no lemon curd on Devon cream. So glad to hear JZ is getting delicious calories!
I hope Bane can make Tim feel less terrible. Recovering from surgery is emotionally hard on top of the physical insult (ultimately helpful but still tough). I wish you strength in taking up your litter box cleaning duties, Tep. I know Murderbiscuit won’t show any appreciation.
Hi Anne!
Hi, Anne!
I wish you strength in taking up your litter box cleaning duties, Tep. I know Murderbiscuit won’t show any appreciation.
His idea of appreciation is defiling the newly clean box immediately after I clean it. I guess it's appreciation for a job well done?
Timelies! It has been forever and a day since I've been around these parts, but I wanted to make sure to send the family Zmayhem all my love.
Awww, thanks, Anne. Love received.
Lunch update:
English muffin tuna melt consumed completely! Two for two on meals today.
Yay meals! (And now I want lemon curd.)
