"Honey, remember how unrealistic it was in the movie when Bane broke Batman's back and then he climbed out of that hole without medical care a week later?"

...this actually might work!

Imagine the Bane on Harley Quinn explaining this to you.

PERFECT!

Timelies! It has been forever and a day since I've been around these parts, but I wanted to make sure to send the family Zmayhem all my love.

That breakfast sounds amazing! I had cold pizza, which I was happy with but it’s no lemon curd on Devon cream. So glad to hear JZ is getting delicious calories!

I hope Bane can make Tim feel less terrible. Recovering from surgery is emotionally hard on top of the physical insult (ultimately helpful but still tough). I wish you strength in taking up your litter box cleaning duties, Tep. I know Murderbiscuit won’t show any appreciation.

Hi Anne!

Hi, Anne!

I wish you strength in taking up your litter box cleaning duties, Tep. I know Murderbiscuit won’t show any appreciation.

His idea of appreciation is defiling the newly clean box immediately after I clean it. I guess it's appreciation for a job well done?

Timelies! It has been forever and a day since I've been around these parts, but I wanted to make sure to send the family Zmayhem all my love.

Awww, thanks, Anne. Love received.

Lunch update:

English muffin tuna melt consumed completely! Two for two on meals today.

Well done!

Hang in there, Steph.

Hi Anne!

Yay meals! (And now I want lemon curd.)

English muffins ftw!!!!

I’m standing in a long line for fancy croissants in downtown Melbourne but it wasn’t until I was already in line and waiting that I realized this location (a couple blocks from our hotel) doesn’t have their coolest flavors!!! Boooooo. I wanted the chocolate orange croissant!