Lol I’ve been vaguely looking at jobs, and one that popped up on a local science jobs board was titled “Qualified Person”. Which I’m sure has reasons and technical explanations but…can you imagine that being your job title?!?
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 77: I miss my friends. I miss my enemies. I miss the people I talked to every day.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Mar 23, 2023 11:32:26 am PDT #21289 of 30000
-t - Mar 23, 2023 12:18:02 pm PDT #21290 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Those would be cool business cards to have
Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2023 1:08:03 pm PDT #21291 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
“Is there a Qualified Person in the house?!?!”
Tom Scola - Mar 23, 2023 1:10:25 pm PDT #21292 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
I’ll give that question a Qualified Yes.
Toddson - Mar 23, 2023 1:16:22 pm PDT #21293 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
One of my co-workers has the title Digital Storyteller.
-t - Mar 23, 2023 2:00:38 pm PDT #21294 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
That's a good title
Sheryl - Mar 23, 2023 2:19:00 pm PDT #21295 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Fairly warm today, not that I was outside for much of it.
-t - Mar 23, 2023 2:42:09 pm PDT #21296 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Boo, another coworker has tested positive and she and were in pretty close contact on Tuesday although she didn't have any symptoms then. Will do a test when I get home and hope I keep feeling fine
askye - Mar 23, 2023 3:08:04 pm PDT #21297 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Yay trips to Bali.
askye - Mar 23, 2023 3:20:11 pm PDT #21298 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Yesterday at work there was a big corporate visit. Not thr CEO but several people under him, the new regional vp, etc. I don't know how the visit went for the rest of the store but for Fulfillment it was bad. Very bad.
We aren't making out units per hour and in fact are 2nd to the bottom in...I can't remember the ranking. And the Chief whatever Officer saw not 1 but 3 Fulfillment employees basically meandering through the store while they worked and being slow and brought this up to our manager.
So we have until May to get our units per hour up. The company is cutting us some slack because we have one of the larger square footage stores. We need to be at 25 units per hour. We have ways of tracking it ourselves and there will be weekly meetings. If people aren't performing our manager said he would try to find other parts of the store for us to work in but anyone not showing improvement (and I guess a willingness to move to another dept) will face corrective action.
So that wasn't a fun meeting this morning.
And it was unbelievably hot this morning. I don't know if the ac isn't working right or if they aren't turning it on until much, much later but customers were complaining.