Happy Epic Day! Edited because, although I appreciate a good riff, though I'm not saying that was one, either, he's not worth the effort of this Everclear deep cut. We just kind of don't belong in each other's families--he probably should have never tried to have *one* let alone make two unsuccessful attempts--really, he should have found a job in a lighthouse and an escort known for making meatloaf and bottomless cups of coffee.
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jun 21, 2026 5:31:10 pm PDT #8351 of 8351
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal