Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Jessica - Aug 15, 2025 8:46:16 am PDT #8243 of 8252
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Pinterest was the bane of my existence when I was checking copyright on videos instructors created. They’d credit images to Pinterest and I’d have to go back to them and explain how Pinterest isn’t the copyright holder for much of anything. “But that’s where I found it!”

Oh, I know that feeling well! I actually was pretty good at tracking down rights info for randoms who would contact us with "I found this clip on YouTube and put it in my movie, now I have a distribution deal so can I license it please?"


erikaj - Aug 15, 2025 2:39:41 pm PDT #8244 of 8252
Always Anti-fascist!

Ugh. On several other topics, thought y'all would enjoy this. [link]


askye - Aug 31, 2025 11:32:18 am PDT #8245 of 8252
Thrive to spite them

I went 11 months without a period . And today ...it happened.

Oct 1 would have been a year. Now I get to start my count all over again


Steph L. - Aug 31, 2025 11:43:39 am PDT #8246 of 8252
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This is where I insert the gif of Stacker Pentecost yelling "Reset the clock!" from Pacific Rim.

I made it 6 months, almost to the day, and got my damn period. So I really sympathize with you -- 11 months was SO CLOSE. That sucks.


erikaj - Aug 31, 2025 11:58:31 am PDT #8247 of 8252
Always Anti-fascist!

I really feel like I don't know what will happen there. Mine have always been strange, and literally everything about CP online is written for someone who never heard of it before, anyway.


brenda m - Sep 01, 2025 12:00:22 pm PDT #8248 of 8252
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Omg I went through that a couple of times but I am now well and truly on the other side. Still a little panicky even saying that.


askye - Sep 01, 2025 7:38:16 pm PDT #8249 of 8252
Thrive to spite them

And I have the worst cramps I've had in decades. Nothing seems to help and right now I feel like I have stabbing pains. And I want to die. Luckily I have tomorrow off and I can stay curled up with this weighted cat shaped heating pad I have


Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2025 7:18:14 am PDT #8250 of 8252
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I went nine months then got it.

Then I went thirteen months and got it.

In both instances, there was the faint possibility I would get laid and I feel this somehow rallied the Hormone Troops... "Alright, boys*, I know its been a while but we got ONE EGG left in storage! Its dusty and dented, but boy-howdy I think it can work! We're going over the top with this bastard! We're going to ruin Trudy's weekend and or/create an actual bastard! Whaddaya say, boys*? WHOO AHHHH

(*no woman would do this to me)


erikaj - Sep 02, 2025 10:58:52 am PDT #8251 of 8252
Always Anti-fascist!

I wish that, whenever it stops, whether that one in April was it or not(Very little about my life has been that...uncomplicated, but maybe I'm due, right?) that I felt like it would reduce my bodily-embarrassment level by more than say 10%. I doubt that being period-free will even do that, much less that whole Margaret Mead post-menopausal zest thing that gives you all these new passions and energy. But maybe I'm just confused from having the world's longest retirement.


askye - Sep 04, 2025 10:09:47 am PDT #8252 of 8252
Thrive to spite them

I have had the worst cramps as well. Dull pain in my lower back alternating with sharp stabbing pains along my front. And then just ugh. M kept asking me if took any meds . Yes I did. They really didn't help. And he was like "maybe if you get up and move around "

The only thing that helped was my kitty cat weighed heating pad thing.

My flow is really heavy and I'm just over all of this.


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