I went 11 months without a period . And today ...it happened.
Oct 1 would have been a year. Now I get to start my count all over again
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I went 11 months without a period . And today ...it happened.
Oct 1 would have been a year. Now I get to start my count all over again
This is where I insert the gif of Stacker Pentecost yelling "Reset the clock!" from Pacific Rim.
I made it 6 months, almost to the day, and got my damn period. So I really sympathize with you -- 11 months was SO CLOSE. That sucks.
I really feel like I don't know what will happen there. Mine have always been strange, and literally everything about CP online is written for someone who never heard of it before, anyway.
Omg I went through that a couple of times but I am now well and truly on the other side. Still a little panicky even saying that.
And I have the worst cramps I've had in decades. Nothing seems to help and right now I feel like I have stabbing pains. And I want to die. Luckily I have tomorrow off and I can stay curled up with this weighted cat shaped heating pad I have
I went nine months then got it.
Then I went thirteen months and got it.
In both instances, there was the faint possibility I would get laid and I feel this somehow rallied the Hormone Troops... "Alright, boys*, I know its been a while but we got ONE EGG left in storage! Its dusty and dented, but boy-howdy I think it can work! We're going over the top with this bastard! We're going to ruin Trudy's weekend and or/create an actual bastard! Whaddaya say, boys*? WHOO AHHHH
(*no woman would do this to me)
I wish that, whenever it stops, whether that one in April was it or not(Very little about my life has been that...uncomplicated, but maybe I'm due, right?) that I felt like it would reduce my bodily-embarrassment level by more than say 10%. I doubt that being period-free will even do that, much less that whole Margaret Mead post-menopausal zest thing that gives you all these new passions and energy. But maybe I'm just confused from having the world's longest retirement.