And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - May 20, 2021 11:42:49 am PDT #7642 of 8104
Our wings are not tired.

Well, my MRI showed no big issues. No sign of stroke or anything like that. Some apparently super minor stuff that can be blamed on blood pressure or diabetes. Neither of which are a current issue for me, but I do have a tendency toward them if I am not diligent.

My BP has sucked the last couple doc visits, but I have been blaming that on my anxiety over all of it. The Neuro doc had kind of sensible advice that I might take. She said at my age and weight it is going to take me a couple years to lose the amount of weight it would take to get my cholesterol and BP under control, so just take the damn meds. Then when the weight is down I can stop the damn meds. I'll see what my blood look like later today and make some decisions.


sj - May 21, 2021 7:01:37 am PDT #7643 of 8104
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My favorite Wacoal bra broke yesterday. The wire came out so far it nearly stabbed me in the throat. It seemed like something that should be posted about in Bitches.

ION, my inlaw's were supposed to take ltc for her first sleepover ever this weekend, but TCG's stepmother is sick so they cancelled. ltc is at school right now and doesn't know yet, but she's going to have a major meltdown. I spent two weeks convincing her it was okay to go, and she was finally excited about it. We're taking her out to a restaurant tonight to soften the blow that has burgers and milkshakes for her and cocktails for me.


DavidS - May 21, 2021 7:53:40 am PDT #7644 of 8104
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I spent two weeks convincing her it was okay to go, and she was finally excited about it. We're taking her out to a restaurant tonight to soften the blow that has burgers and milkshakes for her and cocktails for me.

It's important to have a strategy! Milkshakes (and cocktails) to the rescue.


sj - May 21, 2021 8:14:57 am PDT #7645 of 8104
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Hec.

We're also setting up her new bed this weekend, and we are going to have to move around some of her furniture to accommodate it, and I really didn't want her to be here for that. I wanted it to be all done and set because she hates change as much as her momma does and she's going to give us trouble about moving things.


DavidS - May 21, 2021 8:37:17 am PDT #7646 of 8104
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and I really didn't want her to be here for that.

Maybe it's time she discovered cocktails.


Laura - May 21, 2021 8:58:43 am PDT #7647 of 8104
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear, sj. I will be sending calming vibes for sure.


sj - May 21, 2021 9:48:41 am PDT #7648 of 8104
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Maybe it's time she discovered cocktails.

Heh. That's what ice cream is for. Although she does love her Shirley Temples.


JenP - May 21, 2021 7:24:32 pm PDT #7649 of 8104

I loved a Shirley Temple when I was a kid. Probably still would, honestly.


Toddson - May 24, 2021 8:44:39 am PDT #7650 of 8104
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My sister once astounded a NYC bartender by downing seven (!) Shirley Temples.


Laura - May 24, 2021 9:03:49 am PDT #7651 of 8104
Our wings are not tired.

Yikes, I would go into a sugar coma.