Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's Chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.

'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 21, 2021 9:48:41 am PDT #7648 of 7664
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Maybe it's time she discovered cocktails.

Heh. That's what ice cream is for. Although she does love her Shirley Temples.


JenP - May 21, 2021 7:24:32 pm PDT #7649 of 7664

I loved a Shirley Temple when I was a kid. Probably still would, honestly.


Toddson - May 24, 2021 8:44:39 am PDT #7650 of 7664
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

My sister once astounded a NYC bartender by downing seven (!) Shirley Temples.


Laura - May 24, 2021 9:03:49 am PDT #7651 of 7664
I didn't know how to respond to the bat-shit crazy. And then I realized I didn't have to. -Victor Infante

Yikes, I would go into a sugar coma.


Toddson - May 24, 2021 10:44:38 am PDT #7652 of 7664
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

ah, she's made of stronger stuff (and, for what it's worth, they were fairly small if I remember correctly, but still ...)


Toddson - Jun 03, 2021 10:24:42 am PDT #7653 of 7664
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

ah ... when politics gets, um, interesting


Beverly - Jun 03, 2021 4:05:43 pm PDT #7654 of 7664
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

That's...bizarre, Toddson.


Toddson - Jun 15, 2021 2:05:29 pm PDT #7655 of 7664
Always support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

and ... just an ordinary Canadian town ... right?


EpicTangent - Jun 16, 2021 9:14:04 am PDT #7656 of 7664
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

So, I have a 10:15 flight on Friday morning. My dad is giving me a ride to the airport. When I asked him, I wasn't 100% sure of times, but I said I was pretty sure 8:30 would be good and I would confirm. A couple of days ago when I got a confirmation email from the airline, I forwarded it to Dad so he'd have times & flight numbers, etc., and confirmed that 8:30 is when I'd like to be picked up (figure an 8:30 pickup, 25-30 minutes to the airport, gets me there by 9:00, so an hour and change ahead of the [domestic] flight, so that should be fine). Last night I see that I've got an answer, from my dad's email but clearly written by his wife, that they'll be picking me up at 8:00 because my dad's concerned about traffic. So now I'm annoyed - I already did the airport math, I don't appreciate you deciding that you know better than me, but whatever, not worth the fight; I'll deal. But then the email is closed with, "Be sure you're ready on time." I'll be 50 freaking years old on Monday, could we maybe consider not talking to me like a recalcitrant teenager??!!!!!!111!! I mean, yes, I struggle with lateness, but I think you don't get to give me a hard time about lateness if you independently decide to be a half hour early (and what's really great is he'll probably show up earlier than that, so even if I'm on time I'll be late)!

But because he's doing me a favor, I can't answer the email the way I'd really like to, so you guys get to hear about it. Thus endeth the rant.

And on another note: I'm going to Baltimore on Friday!!!!!11!!!!1!


Laura - Jun 16, 2021 10:08:11 am PDT #7657 of 7664
I didn't know how to respond to the bat-shit crazy. And then I realized I didn't have to. -Victor Infante

Rant away! Also, yay Baltimore!