What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - May 21, 2021 7:01:37 am PDT #7643 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My favorite Wacoal bra broke yesterday. The wire came out so far it nearly stabbed me in the throat. It seemed like something that should be posted about in Bitches.

ION, my inlaw's were supposed to take ltc for her first sleepover ever this weekend, but TCG's stepmother is sick so they cancelled. ltc is at school right now and doesn't know yet, but she's going to have a major meltdown. I spent two weeks convincing her it was okay to go, and she was finally excited about it. We're taking her out to a restaurant tonight to soften the blow that has burgers and milkshakes for her and cocktails for me.


DavidS - May 21, 2021 7:53:40 am PDT #7644 of 8185
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I spent two weeks convincing her it was okay to go, and she was finally excited about it. We're taking her out to a restaurant tonight to soften the blow that has burgers and milkshakes for her and cocktails for me.

It's important to have a strategy! Milkshakes (and cocktails) to the rescue.


sj - May 21, 2021 8:14:57 am PDT #7645 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Hec.

We're also setting up her new bed this weekend, and we are going to have to move around some of her furniture to accommodate it, and I really didn't want her to be here for that. I wanted it to be all done and set because she hates change as much as her momma does and she's going to give us trouble about moving things.


DavidS - May 21, 2021 8:37:17 am PDT #7646 of 8185
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and I really didn't want her to be here for that.

Maybe it's time she discovered cocktails.


Laura - May 21, 2021 8:58:43 am PDT #7647 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Oh dear, sj. I will be sending calming vibes for sure.


sj - May 21, 2021 9:48:41 am PDT #7648 of 8185
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Maybe it's time she discovered cocktails.

Heh. That's what ice cream is for. Although she does love her Shirley Temples.


JenP - May 21, 2021 7:24:32 pm PDT #7649 of 8185

I loved a Shirley Temple when I was a kid. Probably still would, honestly.


Toddson - May 24, 2021 8:44:39 am PDT #7650 of 8185
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

My sister once astounded a NYC bartender by downing seven (!) Shirley Temples.


Laura - May 24, 2021 9:03:49 am PDT #7651 of 8185
Our wings are not tired.

Yikes, I would go into a sugar coma.


Toddson - May 24, 2021 10:44:38 am PDT #7652 of 8185
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ah, she's made of stronger stuff (and, for what it's worth, they were fairly small if I remember correctly, but still ...)