If you do, get one with a long cord. Don't ask me why.
Oh! I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah blahbity blah, I'm so stuffy, gimme a scone.'
Buffy ,'Help'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Oct 26, 2019 2:07:50 pm PDT #6442 of 8213
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
DavidS - Oct 26, 2019 8:30:21 pm PDT #6443 of 8213
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have a great vibrator, but there's this little cap you unscrew to change the batteries, and it is STUCK. Like, seriously-I-have-tried-everything stuck.
I'm going to recommend you use one of those jar openers, or an adjustable lockjaw wrench. Either should give you enough grip to loosen it.
OR get a new fancier one with extra settings with a long cord.
Scrappy - Oct 27, 2019 10:40:35 am PDT #6444 of 8213
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
This is the kind of problem that Bitches was MADE for.
erikaj - Oct 27, 2019 1:59:04 pm PDT #6445 of 8213
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod. Wish somebody here lived in my area, cause there are some kinds of fun I can't have with my mom, companions though we mostly are.
Beverly - Oct 27, 2019 2:10:36 pm PDT #6446 of 8213
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Oh geez--Amy, NOT erika, sorry--I'ma recommend the plier-type nutcracker. I know, snicker, but hold on. It's a perfectly cromulent tool, I keep one in the silverware drawer to open bottle caps because my weak little grip needs help. They work a treat for anything up to a 1.5 inch diameter and give great grip and leverage. Without it I'd never drink soda again.
erikaj - Oct 27, 2019 3:25:24 pm PDT #6447 of 8213
Always Anti-fascist!
totally!
Vortex - Oct 27, 2019 4:15:06 pm PDT #6448 of 8213
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, I ended up having one of the ladies from housekeeping zip me up. I heard female voices in the corridor, so I popped out and asked for a favor. Of course, it zipped right up for her.
And when I left the reception, I had one of my friends unzip it about halfway and threw my wrap around my shoulders.
Teamwork makes the dream work!
-t - Oct 27, 2019 4:54:22 pm PDT #6449 of 8213
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yay!
Zenkitty - Oct 28, 2019 4:11:37 am PDT #6450 of 8213
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Beverly, thanks for the nutcracker-opening-bottles idea, that's going to be useful.
Beverly - Oct 28, 2019 11:09:11 am PDT #6451 of 8213
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Can I share? I've been having some skin issues, and some of the worst places are in my bra line. So my derm doc says, "And you probably shouldn't wear a bra at all, if possible, until we get this cleared up."
...Permission! It's so...freeing!!
And oh, you're very welcome, Zen.