You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Scrappy - Oct 27, 2019 10:40:35 am PDT #6444 of 8235
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

This is the kind of problem that Bitches was MADE for.


erikaj - Oct 27, 2019 1:59:04 pm PDT #6445 of 8235
Always Anti-fascist!

wrod. Wish somebody here lived in my area, cause there are some kinds of fun I can't have with my mom, companions though we mostly are.


Beverly - Oct 27, 2019 2:10:36 pm PDT #6446 of 8235
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Oh geez--Amy, NOT erika, sorry--I'ma recommend the plier-type nutcracker. I know, snicker, but hold on. It's a perfectly cromulent tool, I keep one in the silverware drawer to open bottle caps because my weak little grip needs help. They work a treat for anything up to a 1.5 inch diameter and give great grip and leverage. Without it I'd never drink soda again.


erikaj - Oct 27, 2019 3:25:24 pm PDT #6447 of 8235
Always Anti-fascist!

totally!


Vortex - Oct 27, 2019 4:15:06 pm PDT #6448 of 8235
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, I ended up having one of the ladies from housekeeping zip me up. I heard female voices in the corridor, so I popped out and asked for a favor. Of course, it zipped right up for her.

And when I left the reception, I had one of my friends unzip it about halfway and threw my wrap around my shoulders.

Teamwork makes the dream work!


-t - Oct 27, 2019 4:54:22 pm PDT #6449 of 8235
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yay!


Zenkitty - Oct 28, 2019 4:11:37 am PDT #6450 of 8235
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Beverly, thanks for the nutcracker-opening-bottles idea, that's going to be useful.


Beverly - Oct 28, 2019 11:09:11 am PDT #6451 of 8235
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Can I share? I've been having some skin issues, and some of the worst places are in my bra line. So my derm doc says, "And you probably shouldn't wear a bra at all, if possible, until we get this cleared up."

...Permission! It's so...freeing!!

And oh, you're very welcome, Zen.


Toddson - Oct 28, 2019 12:34:12 pm PDT #6452 of 8235
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Bitches ... zippers, vibrators and bra issues ... yup. It's good to be back.


Amy - Oct 28, 2019 3:42:10 pm PDT #6453 of 8235
Because books.

I am totally trying the nutcracker idea tomorrow! Thank you!

There is no better feeling than not wearing a bra. Well, almost.