Xander ,'Beneath You'
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I have a great vibrator, but there's this little cap you unscrew to change the batteries, and it is STUCK. Like, seriously-I-have-tried-everything stuck.
I'm going to recommend you use one of those jar openers, or an adjustable lockjaw wrench. Either should give you enough grip to loosen it.
OR get a new fancier one with extra settings with a long cord.
This is the kind of problem that Bitches was MADE for.
wrod. Wish somebody here lived in my area, cause there are some kinds of fun I can't have with my mom, companions though we mostly are.
Oh geez--Amy, NOT erika, sorry--I'ma recommend the plier-type nutcracker. I know, snicker, but hold on. It's a perfectly cromulent tool, I keep one in the silverware drawer to open bottle caps because my weak little grip needs help. They work a treat for anything up to a 1.5 inch diameter and give great grip and leverage. Without it I'd never drink soda again.
totally!
So, I ended up having one of the ladies from housekeeping zip me up. I heard female voices in the corridor, so I popped out and asked for a favor. Of course, it zipped right up for her.
And when I left the reception, I had one of my friends unzip it about halfway and threw my wrap around my shoulders.
Teamwork makes the dream work!
Yay!
Beverly, thanks for the nutcracker-opening-bottles idea, that's going to be useful.
Can I share? I've been having some skin issues, and some of the worst places are in my bra line. So my derm doc says, "And you probably shouldn't wear a bra at all, if possible, until we get this cleared up."
...Permission! It's so...freeing!!
And oh, you're very welcome, Zen.
Bitches ... zippers, vibrators and bra issues ... yup. It's good to be back.