Good luck with that zipper, Vortex!
Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - Oct 26, 2019 3:21:31 am PDT #6436 of 8213
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Laura - Oct 26, 2019 3:21:43 am PDT #6437 of 8213
Our wings are not tired.
How many people thought to themselves that they would totally be there for Vortex zipper wrangling in a minute?
Katerina Bee - Oct 26, 2019 7:30:12 am PDT #6438 of 8213
Herding cats for fun
I'd pop in via transporter, zip her up, say she is fabulous and zip back to la vida sofa.
Amy - Oct 26, 2019 8:53:38 am PDT #6439 of 8213
Because books.
Since we're talking about weird stuff we need help with, I'll share this, which I wouldn't anywhere else -- I have a great vibrator, but there's this little cap you unscrew to change the batteries, and it is STUCK. Like, seriously-I-have-tried-everything stuck. And I'm not about to ask one of my kids to help me with it. OR my next door neighbor Ken, who would probably melt into the ground in embarrassment.
So ... I'm shopping for a new one. Yay?
Steph L. - Oct 26, 2019 9:04:54 am PDT #6440 of 8213
I look more rad than Lutheranism
If you get one that plugs in, you never have this problem. Plus, they last forever. Seriously.
Amy - Oct 26, 2019 11:20:16 am PDT #6441 of 8213
Because books.
Oooh, a thought. I like it.
Zenkitty - Oct 26, 2019 2:07:50 pm PDT #6442 of 8213
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
If you do, get one with a long cord. Don't ask me why.
DavidS - Oct 26, 2019 8:30:21 pm PDT #6443 of 8213
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I have a great vibrator, but there's this little cap you unscrew to change the batteries, and it is STUCK. Like, seriously-I-have-tried-everything stuck.
I'm going to recommend you use one of those jar openers, or an adjustable lockjaw wrench. Either should give you enough grip to loosen it.
OR get a new fancier one with extra settings with a long cord.
Scrappy - Oct 27, 2019 10:40:35 am PDT #6444 of 8213
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
This is the kind of problem that Bitches was MADE for.
erikaj - Oct 27, 2019 1:59:04 pm PDT #6445 of 8213
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod. Wish somebody here lived in my area, cause there are some kinds of fun I can't have with my mom, companions though we mostly are.