She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Karl - Oct 05, 2018 3:46:41 pm PDT #4501 of 8234
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

In my experience, Hil, you are the very polar opposite of stupid.

And I've been there too, with the online conversations. Which is why I'm hanging out here more, lately. Even the folks I disagree with here (about such momentous topics as cilantro and mufalettas) are folks who look out for me and for each other.

I hope things ease up on you soon. In the meantime, I send all the ~ma~ your way.


Hil R. - Oct 06, 2018 7:57:01 am PDT #4502 of 8234
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Thanks, Karl.

I just ordered groceries. They gave me zucchini instead of celery. I'm confused.


Beverly - Oct 06, 2018 9:04:52 am PDT #4503 of 8234
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

People will do anything to get rid of surplus zucchini.


Zenkitty - Oct 06, 2018 10:37:03 am PDT #4504 of 8234
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They're trying to save you from the celery, Hil. They're your friends. Even zucchini is better than celery.

I think today's vote is going to be all the politics I can take for a while. A social media break may be in order.


Dana - Oct 06, 2018 12:31:05 pm PDT #4505 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Yeah, I am not good today. I feel really close to a panic attack. And I know people mean well, but the last thing I needed to see after donating to Susan Collins' eventual Democratic opponent was a tweet yelling at people to stop donating to that and donate to something else instead.

I know people mean well, but I am so far past fed up with being told what to prioritize, what to be angry about, what to pay attention to.

Edit: I'm trying so hard to be fair, I have to mention that people mean well twice.


aurelia - Oct 06, 2018 12:36:04 pm PDT #4506 of 8234
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I think I'll steer clear of Twitter today.


Dana - Oct 06, 2018 1:58:01 pm PDT #4507 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Right. Okay. Done with Facebook for the day. Possibly longer.


Hil R. - Oct 06, 2018 2:08:02 pm PDT #4508 of 8234
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Me too.


quester - Oct 07, 2018 10:27:42 am PDT #4509 of 8234
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Celery is better than zucchini!

Maybe this can be the new cilantro.


Dana - Oct 07, 2018 10:31:20 am PDT #4510 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Celery is not better than anything.

Maybe tomatoes.