Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Apr 17, 2018 3:10:34 am PDT #3659 of 8218
Ann, that's a ferret.

Belated Happy Birthday, ND!


Hil R. - Apr 19, 2018 2:15:43 pm PDT #3660 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am very proud of myself for not completely going off on my cousin who commented on my Facebook post about yummy tacos by telling me that they're unhealthy even if they are vegan.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2018 2:26:23 pm PDT #3661 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I saw that, Hil, and opted to not comment unless it turned into a thing.

#teamtacos


Laura - Apr 19, 2018 2:32:05 pm PDT #3662 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

I think my focus was drawn immediately to dreaming about avocado tacos.


Hil R. - Apr 19, 2018 2:35:43 pm PDT #3663 of 8218
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Yeah, she's my mom's first cousin, and there's a whole history of Drama there that I don't want to start up again. I think the last time I saw her in person was when I was about fifteen -- she used to live in NY, but she lives in Seattle now -- so it's not like there's really any point in arguing much.

But, really. Avocado tacos are amazing. And I have never claimed to be vegan for health reasons.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2018 2:44:13 pm PDT #3664 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

But, really. Avocado tacos are amazing.

How could they not be??? Yum.


Trudy Booth - Apr 19, 2018 2:59:30 pm PDT #3665 of 8218
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I've successfully fought the urge to start stating obvious things in observance of State Obvious Things on Hil's Page Day so far...

If you'd like me to give up the struggle I will. I was thinking of something like "Today my cat sat right on my foot! Fortunately it didn't hurt because cats are small."


Dana - Apr 19, 2018 3:57:32 pm PDT #3666 of 8218
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

How dare you enjoy your food without worrying about whether it was healthy enough, Hil? And without even consulting her.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2018 5:42:35 pm PDT #3667 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have some gung-ho Paleo AI people on my FB friends list who will happily join your cousin in moralizing about "unhealthy" food. (I always want to yell at them, "Only your other Paleo friends give a shit about your grass-fed cow butt! The rest of us are eating bread!!!"


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 6:46:20 pm PDT #3668 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What kind of monster bad-mouths tacos AND avocados??? Have you no shame, cousin of Hil?