The King of Cups expects a picnic. But this is not his birthday!

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Apr 19, 2018 3:57:32 pm PDT #3666 of 8218
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

How dare you enjoy your food without worrying about whether it was healthy enough, Hil? And without even consulting her.


Steph L. - Apr 19, 2018 5:42:35 pm PDT #3667 of 8218
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I have some gung-ho Paleo AI people on my FB friends list who will happily join your cousin in moralizing about "unhealthy" food. (I always want to yell at them, "Only your other Paleo friends give a shit about your grass-fed cow butt! The rest of us are eating bread!!!"


Jessica - Apr 19, 2018 6:46:20 pm PDT #3668 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What kind of monster bad-mouths tacos AND avocados??? Have you no shame, cousin of Hil?


DavidS - Apr 19, 2018 6:59:56 pm PDT #3669 of 8218
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What kind of monster bad-mouths tacos AND avocados??? Have you no shame, cousin of Hil?

The kind of monster that doesn't deserve tacos OR avocados.


meara - Apr 19, 2018 7:10:39 pm PDT #3670 of 8218

More tacos for me, craycray lady!


Laura - Apr 20, 2018 10:36:51 am PDT #3671 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Yet another in the long list of reasons to be pissed that Hillary didn't become president. No taco trucks on every corner.


Karl - Apr 20, 2018 9:47:55 pm PDT #3672 of 8218
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

I had a brief vision of our own Hil as pres. "Vegan taco trucks on every corner! And make them accessible!"

Hell, I'd vote for that campaign.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2018 11:33:42 am PDT #3673 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If Hil (or anyone) wants to run for President on a campaign of accessible vegan taco trucks, she (or anyone) has my vote for sure. It might be a bit of a niche market though.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 22, 2018 9:36:34 am PDT #3674 of 8218
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just put my name in for a press trip covering the wines of Sardinia. I probably won't get it, but I'm proud of myself that I tried. Plus it got me to figure out how to get my one wine story up online.


sj - Apr 23, 2018 5:19:32 am PDT #3675 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Good luck, Nora! That sounds fabulous.

How's everyone's Monday going?