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Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Yeah, she's my mom's first cousin, and there's a whole history of Drama there that I don't want to start up again. I think the last time I saw her in person was when I was about fifteen -- she used to live in NY, but she lives in Seattle now -- so it's not like there's really any point in arguing much.
But, really. Avocado tacos are amazing. And I have never claimed to be vegan for health reasons.
But, really. Avocado tacos are amazing.
How could they not be??? Yum.
I've successfully fought the urge to start stating obvious things in observance of State Obvious Things on Hil's Page Day so far...
If you'd like me to give up the struggle I will. I was thinking of something like "Today my cat sat right on my foot! Fortunately it didn't hurt because cats are small."
How dare you enjoy your food without worrying about whether it was healthy enough, Hil? And without even consulting her.
I have some gung-ho Paleo AI people on my FB friends list who will happily join your cousin in moralizing about "unhealthy" food. (I always want to yell at them, "Only your other Paleo friends give a shit about your grass-fed cow butt! The rest of us are eating bread!!!"
What kind of monster bad-mouths tacos AND avocados??? Have you no shame, cousin of Hil?
What kind of monster bad-mouths tacos AND avocados??? Have you no shame, cousin of Hil?
The kind of monster that doesn't deserve tacos OR avocados.
More tacos for me, craycray lady!
Yet another in the long list of reasons to be pissed that Hillary didn't become president. No taco trucks on every corner.
I had a brief vision of our own Hil as pres. "Vegan taco trucks on every corner! And make them accessible!"
Hell, I'd vote for that campaign.