Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2018 6:59:56 pm PDT #3669 of 8218
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

What kind of monster bad-mouths tacos AND avocados??? Have you no shame, cousin of Hil?

The kind of monster that doesn't deserve tacos OR avocados.


meara - Apr 19, 2018 7:10:39 pm PDT #3670 of 8218

More tacos for me, craycray lady!


Laura - Apr 20, 2018 10:36:51 am PDT #3671 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Yet another in the long list of reasons to be pissed that Hillary didn't become president. No taco trucks on every corner.


Karl - Apr 20, 2018 9:47:55 pm PDT #3672 of 8218
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

I had a brief vision of our own Hil as pres. "Vegan taco trucks on every corner! And make them accessible!"

Hell, I'd vote for that campaign.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2018 11:33:42 am PDT #3673 of 8218
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If Hil (or anyone) wants to run for President on a campaign of accessible vegan taco trucks, she (or anyone) has my vote for sure. It might be a bit of a niche market though.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 22, 2018 9:36:34 am PDT #3674 of 8218
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just put my name in for a press trip covering the wines of Sardinia. I probably won't get it, but I'm proud of myself that I tried. Plus it got me to figure out how to get my one wine story up online.


sj - Apr 23, 2018 5:19:32 am PDT #3675 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Good luck, Nora! That sounds fabulous.

How's everyone's Monday going?


Tom Scola - Apr 23, 2018 5:20:14 am PDT #3676 of 8218
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Monday is trying really hard to kick my ass, and I'm pretty sure it's going to win.


sj - Apr 23, 2018 5:22:43 am PDT #3677 of 8218
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, Tom. t kicks Monday for Tom


Laura - Apr 23, 2018 5:33:37 am PDT #3678 of 8218
Our wings are not tired.

Monday, why you gotta be that way? Gives Monday a swift kick.

Nice, Nora. (spoken as a wino)

I'm a bit better today. Yesterday was very frustrating. I had to pick between going to see one of the kids DH coached graduate from college in Ohio or go to a Skynyrd concert that I got tickets for months ago. Friend who arranged the tickets is going to either get me refunded or sell the tickets for me. Great tickets at a lovely outside venue and I am still distressed about not going, but Max worked so hard in a very difficult program and I am so proud of him, and graduation is only once. I do hope to see Cincinnati Buffistas to help sooth my hurt over the concert.

Max is headed to Europe to play basketball for a while after graduation, and another one of our kids is in Germany right now playing ball. I told DH it seemed only right that we should go watch them play too.