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Maria - May 05, 2015 6:28:40 pm PDT #25785 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

For the hummus lovers: [link]

My ex-boss's son is the owner. It's available via mail order and at retailers in the DC/Baltimore area. sarameg and lisah are familiar because he also puts up a stand at the farmers market. So good, even if I wasn't a fan of working for his father.

Amy - May 05, 2015 6:38:39 pm PDT #25786 of 30000
Because books.

I was just kidding, Steph.

Steph L. - May 05, 2015 6:40:22 pm PDT #25787 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I was just kidding, Steph.

Oh, I know -- my comment didn't come off the way it sounded in my head. It was totally mocking my damn family and their damn heart disease. (Plus my propensity to consider reading a valid cardio exercise and Cadbury eggs a protein source.)

Liese S. - May 05, 2015 6:44:44 pm PDT #25788 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

The event I went to was called ASCAP2015EXPO all one word like that in the logo...about which one of my fellow classmates turned to me and said, I'm not the only one reading that as SEXPO, right? And I was all, oh thank goodness.

Also, I am in nowhere Illinois and there is no food. All the restaurants except Dominos closed at nine, and Dominos isn't answering their phones. And all I've had today is an empanada and 3 inches of a Subway flatbread. Woe.

Burrell - May 05, 2015 7:30:01 pm PDT #25789 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm not the only one reading that as SEXPO, right? And I was all, oh thank goodness.

I couldn't stop myself from reading the first part as ASSCAP either

No food is no good, Liese, I hope they pick up the line.

P.M. Marc - May 05, 2015 7:44:09 pm PDT #25790 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jilli and I found a maple bacon popcorn that was fucking dangerous.

So good.

meara - May 05, 2015 7:59:27 pm PDT #25791 of 30000

Psst, Liese is at a SEXPO, pass it on!

I am now intrigued by the beet hummus. But I suspect I'd eat a lot more than the serving size.

WindSparrow - May 05, 2015 8:05:13 pm PDT #25792 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Our new dining room curtains: [link]

Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2015 9:16:28 pm PDT #25793 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

As I was walking from the Waffle House to my car at 1 am on a full moon night, out on the edge of town facing darkened fields and with the cook probably the only other human being within half a mile of me, it occurred to me that I've seen this movie and the audience was probably yelling at me to start running.

JZ - May 06, 2015 12:27:49 am PDT #25794 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Love the curtains, WS!

Matt, heh. But, clearly you made it back alive (unless you're not actually Matt, just some nameless horror that sneaked up behind Matt beside those darkened fields and hitched a psychic ride and is now wearing a cunning Matt disguise -- please don't be that thing, okay?).

Why in God's name am I awake?

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