Psst, Liese is at a SEXPO, pass it on!
I am now intrigued by the beet hummus. But I suspect I'd eat a lot more than the serving size.
I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - May 05, 2015 7:59:27 pm PDT #25791 of 30000
WindSparrow - May 05, 2015 8:05:13 pm PDT #25792 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Our new dining room curtains: [link]
Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2015 9:16:28 pm PDT #25793 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
As I was walking from the Waffle House to my car at 1 am on a full moon night, out on the edge of town facing darkened fields and with the cook probably the only other human being within half a mile of me, it occurred to me that I've seen this movie and the audience was probably yelling at me to start running.
JZ - May 06, 2015 12:27:49 am PDT #25794 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Love the curtains, WS!
Matt, heh. But, clearly you made it back alive (unless you're not actually Matt, just some nameless horror that sneaked up behind Matt beside those darkened fields and hitched a psychic ride and is now wearing a cunning Matt disguise -- please don't be that thing, okay?).
Why in God's name am I awake?
Theodosia - May 06, 2015 1:27:22 am PDT #25795 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Waiting in front of my house for a page. Usually I just turn the app on and it pings immediately.
-t - May 06, 2015 3:26:36 am PDT #25796 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
ASSCAP SEXPO with no food, that's just not right.
WindSparrow - May 06, 2015 3:42:48 am PDT #25797 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I don't know whether to ask you to tell us something only the real Matt would know, or to suggest you add in a few more details and submit that to the next Bulwer Lytton contest.
Thanks, JZ. When I walked in to Joann's that day, they had 13 yards of Exploding TARDIS fabric. When I walked out, they had zero. I adore that design on both aesthetic and geek grounds.
tommyrot - May 06, 2015 4:37:52 am PDT #25798 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This morning I saw Red Skull waiting for the same train I was. On second glance his skull was more pinkish-red than red, so he must have been wearing a partially-effective disguise.
brenda m - May 06, 2015 4:40:50 am PDT #25799 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Last night I took the dog out about midnight and there cops prowling around on my block, a couple on foot, plus two SUVs doing slow drives through the alley. Plus an unmarked driving along the walkway through the park, who stopped and asked me if I'd seen anyone running. So that was a little freaky.
tommyrot - May 06, 2015 4:43:34 am PDT #25800 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It was probably Red Skull.
Sorry, yes, that is freaky--especially for your own block.
Over the weekend I heard gunshots in my neighborhood for the first time in ages.