The event I went to was called ASCAP2015EXPO all one word like that in the logo...about which one of my fellow classmates turned to me and said, I'm not the only one reading that as SEXPO, right? And I was all, oh thank goodness.
Also, I am in nowhere Illinois and there is no food. All the restaurants except Dominos closed at nine, and Dominos isn't answering their phones. And all I've had today is an empanada and 3 inches of a Subway flatbread. Woe.
I'm not the only one reading that as SEXPO, right? And I was all, oh thank goodness.
I couldn't stop myself from reading the first part as ASSCAP either
No food is no good, Liese, I hope they pick up the line.
Jilli and I found a maple bacon popcorn that was fucking dangerous.
So good.
Psst, Liese is at a SEXPO, pass it on!
I am now intrigued by the beet hummus. But I suspect I'd eat a lot more than the serving size.
Our new dining room curtains: [link]
As I was walking from the Waffle House to my car at 1 am on a full moon night, out on the edge of town facing darkened fields and with the cook probably the only other human being within half a mile of me, it occurred to me that I've seen this movie and the audience was probably yelling at me to start running.
Love the curtains, WS!
Matt, heh. But, clearly you made it back alive (unless you're not actually Matt, just some nameless horror that sneaked up behind Matt beside those darkened fields and hitched a psychic ride and is now wearing a cunning Matt disguise -- please don't be that thing, okay?).
Why in God's name am I awake?
Waiting in front of my house for a page. Usually I just turn the app on and it pings immediately.
ASSCAP SEXPO with no food, that's just not right.
I don't know whether to ask you to tell us something only the
real
Matt would know, or to suggest you add in a few more details and submit that to the next Bulwer Lytton contest.
Thanks, JZ. When I walked in to Joann's that day, they had 13 yards of Exploding TARDIS fabric. When I walked out, they had zero. I adore that design on both aesthetic and geek grounds.