I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - May 06, 2015 12:27:49 am PDT #25794 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Love the curtains, WS!

Matt, heh. But, clearly you made it back alive (unless you're not actually Matt, just some nameless horror that sneaked up behind Matt beside those darkened fields and hitched a psychic ride and is now wearing a cunning Matt disguise -- please don't be that thing, okay?).

Why in God's name am I awake?


Theodosia - May 06, 2015 1:27:22 am PDT #25795 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Waiting in front of my house for a page. Usually I just turn the app on and it pings immediately.


-t - May 06, 2015 3:26:36 am PDT #25796 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

ASSCAP SEXPO with no food, that's just not right.


WindSparrow - May 06, 2015 3:42:48 am PDT #25797 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I don't know whether to ask you to tell us something only the real Matt would know, or to suggest you add in a few more details and submit that to the next Bulwer Lytton contest.

Thanks, JZ. When I walked in to Joann's that day, they had 13 yards of Exploding TARDIS fabric. When I walked out, they had zero. I adore that design on both aesthetic and geek grounds.


tommyrot - May 06, 2015 4:37:52 am PDT #25798 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This morning I saw Red Skull waiting for the same train I was. On second glance his skull was more pinkish-red than red, so he must have been wearing a partially-effective disguise.


brenda m - May 06, 2015 4:40:50 am PDT #25799 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Last night I took the dog out about midnight and there cops prowling around on my block, a couple on foot, plus two SUVs doing slow drives through the alley. Plus an unmarked driving along the walkway through the park, who stopped and asked me if I'd seen anyone running. So that was a little freaky.


tommyrot - May 06, 2015 4:43:34 am PDT #25800 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It was probably Red Skull.

Sorry, yes, that is freaky--especially for your own block.

Over the weekend I heard gunshots in my neighborhood for the first time in ages.


tommyrot - May 06, 2015 5:57:34 am PDT #25801 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Red Skull killed the thread.


lisah - May 06, 2015 6:00:24 am PDT #25802 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

That Wild Pea hummus is no joke delicious!

Today is my last day at this job. So weird.


Burrell - May 06, 2015 6:03:39 am PDT #25803 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yay last day!