I'm not the only one reading that as SEXPO, right? And I was all, oh thank goodness.
I couldn't stop myself from reading the first part as ASSCAP either
No food is no good, Liese, I hope they pick up the line.
Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters.
'Beneath You'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - May 05, 2015 7:30:01 pm PDT #25789 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
P.M. Marc - May 05, 2015 7:44:09 pm PDT #25790 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jilli and I found a maple bacon popcorn that was fucking dangerous.
So good.
meara - May 05, 2015 7:59:27 pm PDT #25791 of 30000
Psst, Liese is at a SEXPO, pass it on!
I am now intrigued by the beet hummus. But I suspect I'd eat a lot more than the serving size.
WindSparrow - May 05, 2015 8:05:13 pm PDT #25792 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Our new dining room curtains: [link]
Matt the Bruins fan - May 05, 2015 9:16:28 pm PDT #25793 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
As I was walking from the Waffle House to my car at 1 am on a full moon night, out on the edge of town facing darkened fields and with the cook probably the only other human being within half a mile of me, it occurred to me that I've seen this movie and the audience was probably yelling at me to start running.
JZ - May 06, 2015 12:27:49 am PDT #25794 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Love the curtains, WS!
Matt, heh. But, clearly you made it back alive (unless you're not actually Matt, just some nameless horror that sneaked up behind Matt beside those darkened fields and hitched a psychic ride and is now wearing a cunning Matt disguise -- please don't be that thing, okay?).
Why in God's name am I awake?
Theodosia - May 06, 2015 1:27:22 am PDT #25795 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Waiting in front of my house for a page. Usually I just turn the app on and it pings immediately.
-t - May 06, 2015 3:26:36 am PDT #25796 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
ASSCAP SEXPO with no food, that's just not right.
WindSparrow - May 06, 2015 3:42:48 am PDT #25797 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I don't know whether to ask you to tell us something only the real Matt would know, or to suggest you add in a few more details and submit that to the next Bulwer Lytton contest.
Thanks, JZ. When I walked in to Joann's that day, they had 13 yards of Exploding TARDIS fabric. When I walked out, they had zero. I adore that design on both aesthetic and geek grounds.
tommyrot - May 06, 2015 4:37:52 am PDT #25798 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This morning I saw Red Skull waiting for the same train I was. On second glance his skull was more pinkish-red than red, so he must have been wearing a partially-effective disguise.