'Suela! I saw that. I'm not sure if it was linked here or on twitter, but I saw that and I lost my mind laughing.
Jayne: You wanna go, little man? Wash: Only if it's someplace with candlelight.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Oct 01, 2013 8:39:46 pm PDT #7532 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
beth b - Oct 01, 2013 8:51:17 pm PDT #7533 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
that can not be real
Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2013 9:00:39 pm PDT #7534 of 30000
brillig
Well, a company that would hire him off of that is probably one he'd be very happy at.
le nubian - Oct 01, 2013 9:03:44 pm PDT #7535 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Passports and citizenships applications will not be issued.
I had no idea that this service was affected in government shutdown. Wow. Along with all the other bullshit.
le nubian - Oct 01, 2013 9:07:19 pm PDT #7536 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
and I saw this:
FEMA employees might also be furloughed.
We aren't still in hurricane season are we? Goodness. How ridiculous.
brenda m - Oct 01, 2013 9:15:32 pm PDT #7537 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
In a super-specific situation, maybe. Otherwise, world of no.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2013 9:26:41 pm PDT #7538 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, it's a real resume. Of course the gawker network thought it's just a sign of corporate deadness that he might not get hired, but damn! How does a recruiter handle that person? That resume? How does that get scanned and filed? I guess if you want to go in the special pile, but does your industry normally hire out of that?
For every "but we're allowed to emboss pokemons on our head and we do just fine!" there are so many people who, you know, might never get a job if they can't print a resume in a couple columns, monochrome, maybe Verdana, and no animals drawn on their face.
le nubian - Oct 01, 2013 9:31:47 pm PDT #7539 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
the average company who has a lot of applications for jobs are looking for excuses not to interview or hire.
If that's his resume, I think I would pay folding $$ to see his cover letter.
Strix - Oct 01, 2013 9:52:34 pm PDT #7540 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Kill that resume with FIRE!!!
Atropa - Oct 01, 2013 10:00:24 pm PDT #7541 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Wow. That is ... quite the resume. And I say this as someone who has "freelance bio-exorcist" listed at the very end of mine.