Kill that resume with FIRE!!!
Jimmy Olsen jokes're pretty much gonna be lost on you, huh?
Xander ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Oct 01, 2013 9:52:34 pm PDT #7540 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Atropa - Oct 01, 2013 10:00:24 pm PDT #7541 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Wow. That is ... quite the resume. And I say this as someone who has "freelance bio-exorcist" listed at the very end of mine.
shrift - Oct 01, 2013 10:07:34 pm PDT #7542 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Go offroad. Can you visit the observatories?
I'll have to look into it. Thanks for the suggestion!
Right now I'm trying a Big Swell IPA from Maui Brewing Co. and trying to stay awake long enough for us to plan what we're doing tomorrow.
Amy - Oct 02, 2013 2:11:06 am PDT #7543 of 30000
Because books.
Oh my god. I know someone who graduated Middlebury in 2012 -- I should ask her if she knows him.
Jesse - Oct 02, 2013 3:20:03 am PDT #7544 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That resume makes me laugh really hard, and I can't imagine who would hire him.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 02, 2013 3:25:11 am PDT #7545 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I would totally hire him just because it made me laugh, but I hire student workers!
Theodosia - Oct 02, 2013 3:29:19 am PDT #7546 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Well, a company that would hire him off of that is probably one he'd be very happy at.
That's one way to do it, anyway. I'm reminded of my friend Ian, who had a very large iguana that he'd take for walks. He said that it was a chick-magnet -- at least for the type of women he would be interested in.
Note that Mr. Redmon is already accepted for a PhD program this fall so he can afford to be as wacky as he wants for now.
Sheryl - Oct 02, 2013 3:47:29 am PDT #7547 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
That's...quite a resume.
Meanwhile, I have to keep reminding myself that I cannot spend the whole day in my pajamas, sitting in front of the computer. Sigh.
Dana - Oct 02, 2013 4:25:55 am PDT #7548 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Or are they some kind of scary Texas ant?
Nope, the tiny ones. Husband has some kind of paranoia about putting vinegar on the floor/paint -- I don't even know.
Meanwhile, I have to keep reminding myself that I cannot spend the whole day in my pajamas, sitting in front of the computer.
Why not?
Amy - Oct 02, 2013 4:35:49 am PDT #7549 of 30000
Because books.
I was going to say ...
Is "tasking you out" a new thing? I hate job lingo.