and I saw this:
FEMA employees might also be furloughed.
We aren't still in hurricane season are we? Goodness. How ridiculous.
River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?
'Safe'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Oct 01, 2013 9:07:19 pm PDT #7536 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
brenda m - Oct 01, 2013 9:15:32 pm PDT #7537 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
In a super-specific situation, maybe. Otherwise, world of no.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2013 9:26:41 pm PDT #7538 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, it's a real resume. Of course the gawker network thought it's just a sign of corporate deadness that he might not get hired, but damn! How does a recruiter handle that person? That resume? How does that get scanned and filed? I guess if you want to go in the special pile, but does your industry normally hire out of that?
For every "but we're allowed to emboss pokemons on our head and we do just fine!" there are so many people who, you know, might never get a job if they can't print a resume in a couple columns, monochrome, maybe Verdana, and no animals drawn on their face.
le nubian - Oct 01, 2013 9:31:47 pm PDT #7539 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
the average company who has a lot of applications for jobs are looking for excuses not to interview or hire.
If that's his resume, I think I would pay folding $$ to see his cover letter.
Strix - Oct 01, 2013 9:52:34 pm PDT #7540 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Kill that resume with FIRE!!!
Atropa - Oct 01, 2013 10:00:24 pm PDT #7541 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Wow. That is ... quite the resume. And I say this as someone who has "freelance bio-exorcist" listed at the very end of mine.
shrift - Oct 01, 2013 10:07:34 pm PDT #7542 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Go offroad. Can you visit the observatories?
I'll have to look into it. Thanks for the suggestion!
Right now I'm trying a Big Swell IPA from Maui Brewing Co. and trying to stay awake long enough for us to plan what we're doing tomorrow.
Amy - Oct 02, 2013 2:11:06 am PDT #7543 of 30000
Because books.
Oh my god. I know someone who graduated Middlebury in 2012 -- I should ask her if she knows him.
Jesse - Oct 02, 2013 3:20:03 am PDT #7544 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That resume makes me laugh really hard, and I can't imagine who would hire him.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 02, 2013 3:25:11 am PDT #7545 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I would totally hire him just because it made me laugh, but I hire student workers!