In a super-specific situation, maybe. Otherwise, world of no.
Joyce: And what did you do tonight? Dawn: Irritated Giles. I'm beginning to get why Buffy likes it so much.
'Get It Done'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Oct 01, 2013 9:15:32 pm PDT #7537 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2013 9:26:41 pm PDT #7538 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, it's a real resume. Of course the gawker network thought it's just a sign of corporate deadness that he might not get hired, but damn! How does a recruiter handle that person? That resume? How does that get scanned and filed? I guess if you want to go in the special pile, but does your industry normally hire out of that?
For every "but we're allowed to emboss pokemons on our head and we do just fine!" there are so many people who, you know, might never get a job if they can't print a resume in a couple columns, monochrome, maybe Verdana, and no animals drawn on their face.
le nubian - Oct 01, 2013 9:31:47 pm PDT #7539 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
the average company who has a lot of applications for jobs are looking for excuses not to interview or hire.
If that's his resume, I think I would pay folding $$ to see his cover letter.
Strix - Oct 01, 2013 9:52:34 pm PDT #7540 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Kill that resume with FIRE!!!
Atropa - Oct 01, 2013 10:00:24 pm PDT #7541 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Wow. That is ... quite the resume. And I say this as someone who has "freelance bio-exorcist" listed at the very end of mine.
shrift - Oct 01, 2013 10:07:34 pm PDT #7542 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Go offroad. Can you visit the observatories?
I'll have to look into it. Thanks for the suggestion!
Right now I'm trying a Big Swell IPA from Maui Brewing Co. and trying to stay awake long enough for us to plan what we're doing tomorrow.
Amy - Oct 02, 2013 2:11:06 am PDT #7543 of 30000
Because books.
Oh my god. I know someone who graduated Middlebury in 2012 -- I should ask her if she knows him.
Jesse - Oct 02, 2013 3:20:03 am PDT #7544 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That resume makes me laugh really hard, and I can't imagine who would hire him.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 02, 2013 3:25:11 am PDT #7545 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I would totally hire him just because it made me laugh, but I hire student workers!
Theodosia - Oct 02, 2013 3:29:19 am PDT #7546 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Well, a company that would hire him off of that is probably one he'd be very happy at.
That's one way to do it, anyway. I'm reminded of my friend Ian, who had a very large iguana that he'd take for walks. He said that it was a chick-magnet -- at least for the type of women he would be interested in.
Note that Mr. Redmon is already accepted for a PhD program this fall so he can afford to be as wacky as he wants for now.