Gil, that reminded me that Saturday, when picking up take out, this very drunk man complimented my dress, then asked if he could smell it !?!
On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 13, 2016 4:54:36 pm PDT #24995 of 30002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Burrell - Jun 13, 2016 6:04:43 pm PDT #24996 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Eww Sophia, that is deeply wrong.
Hil R. - Jun 13, 2016 6:32:49 pm PDT #24997 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I disabled my account again. Too many creeps.
Hil R. - Jun 13, 2016 6:33:36 pm PDT #24998 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
WindSparrow - Jun 13, 2016 6:37:59 pm PDT #24999 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Yeah, too many creeps, indeed.
Strix - Jun 14, 2016 1:05:48 am PDT #25000 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I think I found the last non-creepy guy on OKCUPID 7 years ago. Though I did have to suffer through a ton of "Shoe me yer titz" and "U look DTF."
Laura - Jun 14, 2016 2:20:02 am PDT #25001 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Yikes. I think I am grateful I last dated prior to personal computers.
EpicTangent - Jun 14, 2016 6:53:05 am PDT #25002 of 30002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
One of my girlfriends has been seeing a guy for a couple of years that she met on OKCupid, but she's about the only one I know of. I've never been brave enough to wade into that particular pond.
Steph L. - Jun 14, 2016 9:18:15 am PDT #25003 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Completely by accident, I paid off my credit card! (I mean it wasn't like I was all, "Who can keep track of my piles of money?" -- it was more that I knew I was close-ish, but not sure exactly how close, and when it turned out to be $160 away, I went ahead and did it even though my APR is 0.0% right now. I figured why hang on to debt when the APR could pop back up.)
And, of course, this is in time to get 2 crowns on my chalk-like teeth. (One of the many things I miss about Ginger is her commiseration about crappy teeth and getting dealt a bad hand genetically when it comes to the ol' choppers.) And I *really* ought to buy a new laptop.
But still, right now, I will take the damn win.
Hil R. - Jun 14, 2016 10:25:53 am PDT #25004 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Yeah, a while ago, I met a guy on OK Cupid that I dated for a while. And I've met a few other guys there that didn't really turn into anything, but they were nice. This time, I've got a bunch of guys from India and Pakistan sending me messages about my breasts. I blocked them, and removed one of my pictures. (I hadn't thought that picture was particularly boob-ish -- I'm wearing a tank top, and it's clear that I have breasts, but it would be clear that I have breasts if I wore anything other than a burka.) And I really like my smile in that picture -- it's one of the few photos of me smiling where I don't look like I'm plotting to kill someone -- but whatever. Maybe I'll crop it or something.