Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Dec 18, 2012 6:29:35 am PST #4932 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm so sorry, Jesse.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 18, 2012 6:40:04 am PST #4933 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sorry about Homer Jesse.


Lee - Dec 18, 2012 6:43:26 am PST #4934 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Give Homer a scritch for me, Jesse.


Scrappy - Dec 18, 2012 6:47:53 am PST #4935 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Love to you and Homer, Jesse.


Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 6:50:17 am PST #4936 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, you guys. I really appreciate all of your good thoughts.


SuziQ - Dec 18, 2012 7:52:51 am PST #4937 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Jesse, my thoughts are with you and Homer today. Apparently my cats are thinking of you too. As I was catching up on Natter and got to your earlier post I realized I had both cats snuggling me - usually it is one or the other at a given time - so I'm taking that as cat solidarity with Homer.


Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 7:56:05 am PST #4938 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw.

But seriously, you people can post about other things!


Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2012 7:59:12 am PST #4939 of 30001
brillig

The holiday slowdown has finally hit here at work. Now, hooray, I get to hear the girls on the other side of the cubicle wall discuss the people they know and their efforts to get pregnant. Joy.

edit: call me a prude, but I don't think discussions of taking basal temperatures every morning is appropriate for work.


Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 8:02:44 am PST #4940 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just sent out a strongly worded interoffice e-mail about that most grievous of sins: not refilling the fucking ice bucket after you take the last ice cubes. I'm pretty sure the culprit is actually only one person -- my incompetent!boss the manchild. But it happens every damn day, so I finally got testy and sent out an e-mail. I used words like "courtesy" and "adults," and refrained from using words like "you fuckwit," "manchild," and "I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."

I actually don't assume my e-mail will change anything, but I feel better having vented my spleen.


Amy - Dec 18, 2012 8:05:33 am PST #4941 of 30001
Because books.

you entitled fuckwit manchild

That is such a keeper, though. I'm definitely using that one at some point.