Aw.
But seriously, you people can post about other things!
Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around 'Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five.'
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 7:56:05 am PST #4938 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2012 7:59:12 am PST #4939 of 30001
brillig
The holiday slowdown has finally hit here at work. Now, hooray, I get to hear the girls on the other side of the cubicle wall discuss the people they know and their efforts to get pregnant. Joy.
edit: call me a prude, but I don't think discussions of taking basal temperatures every morning is appropriate for work.
Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 8:02:44 am PST #4940 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I just sent out a strongly worded interoffice e-mail about that most grievous of sins: not refilling the fucking ice bucket after you take the last ice cubes. I'm pretty sure the culprit is actually only one person -- my incompetent!boss the manchild. But it happens every damn day, so I finally got testy and sent out an e-mail. I used words like "courtesy" and "adults," and refrained from using words like "you fuckwit," "manchild," and "I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."
I actually don't assume my e-mail will change anything, but I feel better having vented my spleen.
Amy - Dec 18, 2012 8:05:33 am PST #4941 of 30001
Because books.
you entitled fuckwit manchild
That is such a keeper, though. I'm definitely using that one at some point.
Jessica - Dec 18, 2012 8:07:46 am PST #4942 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."
See, I think you should just print this out and tape it near the ice bucket. No one could prove it was you!
Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 8:42:00 am PST #4943 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oooh. I was wrong about who the culprit is! The culprit confessed, and it was not incompetent!boss. At least, not today. I've caught him dumping out the ice tray INTO THE SINK before, and when I asked him why he would waste water like that, his defensive response was that the ice bucket was empty, and HE wasn't going to refill it! So the next logical step in his mind was to also empty out the ice TRAYS.
I wish I were making that up.
But anyway, the ice troll from today's episode of freezer global warming was someone else.
erikaj - Dec 18, 2012 8:46:49 am PST #4944 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Richard Engel is *both* good and lucky...seriously, he ought to sell lockets of his hair. [link]
Consuela - Dec 18, 2012 8:59:04 am PST #4945 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
his defensive response was that the ice bucket was empty, and HE wasn't going to refill it! So the next logical step in his mind was to also empty out the ice TRAYS
... that makes NO SENSE. That is the OPPOSITE of sense, in fact.
Huh.
Kate P. - Dec 18, 2012 9:02:30 am PST #4946 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Aw, Homer. So sorry, Jesse.
I've caught him dumping out the ice tray INTO THE SINK before, and when I asked him why he would waste water like that, his defensive response was that the ice bucket was empty, and HE wasn't going to refill it! So the next logical step in his mind was to also empty out the ice TRAYS.
Either I am not understanding the relationship between the ice bucket and the ice trays, or this person is deeply moronic.
Jessica - Dec 18, 2012 9:03:31 am PST #4947 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
....and if I'm not going to refill the ice bucket, NOBODY CAN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!