Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 18, 2012 6:40:04 am PST #4933 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sorry about Homer Jesse.


Lee - Dec 18, 2012 6:43:26 am PST #4934 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Give Homer a scritch for me, Jesse.


Scrappy - Dec 18, 2012 6:47:53 am PST #4935 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Love to you and Homer, Jesse.


Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 6:50:17 am PST #4936 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Thanks, you guys. I really appreciate all of your good thoughts.


SuziQ - Dec 18, 2012 7:52:51 am PST #4937 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Jesse, my thoughts are with you and Homer today. Apparently my cats are thinking of you too. As I was catching up on Natter and got to your earlier post I realized I had both cats snuggling me - usually it is one or the other at a given time - so I'm taking that as cat solidarity with Homer.


Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 7:56:05 am PST #4938 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aw.

But seriously, you people can post about other things!


Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2012 7:59:12 am PST #4939 of 30001
brillig

The holiday slowdown has finally hit here at work. Now, hooray, I get to hear the girls on the other side of the cubicle wall discuss the people they know and their efforts to get pregnant. Joy.

edit: call me a prude, but I don't think discussions of taking basal temperatures every morning is appropriate for work.


Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 8:02:44 am PST #4940 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just sent out a strongly worded interoffice e-mail about that most grievous of sins: not refilling the fucking ice bucket after you take the last ice cubes. I'm pretty sure the culprit is actually only one person -- my incompetent!boss the manchild. But it happens every damn day, so I finally got testy and sent out an e-mail. I used words like "courtesy" and "adults," and refrained from using words like "you fuckwit," "manchild," and "I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."

I actually don't assume my e-mail will change anything, but I feel better having vented my spleen.


Amy - Dec 18, 2012 8:05:33 am PST #4941 of 30001
Because books.

you entitled fuckwit manchild

That is such a keeper, though. I'm definitely using that one at some point.


Jessica - Dec 18, 2012 8:07:46 am PST #4942 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."

See, I think you should just print this out and tape it near the ice bucket. No one could prove it was you!