Give Homer a scritch for me, Jesse.
I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Cordelia ,'Showtime'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Dec 18, 2012 6:43:26 am PST #4934 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Scrappy - Dec 18, 2012 6:47:53 am PST #4935 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Love to you and Homer, Jesse.
Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 6:50:17 am PST #4936 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Thanks, you guys. I really appreciate all of your good thoughts.
SuziQ - Dec 18, 2012 7:52:51 am PST #4937 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Jesse, my thoughts are with you and Homer today. Apparently my cats are thinking of you too. As I was catching up on Natter and got to your earlier post I realized I had both cats snuggling me - usually it is one or the other at a given time - so I'm taking that as cat solidarity with Homer.
Jesse - Dec 18, 2012 7:56:05 am PST #4938 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Aw.
But seriously, you people can post about other things!
Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2012 7:59:12 am PST #4939 of 30001
brillig
The holiday slowdown has finally hit here at work. Now, hooray, I get to hear the girls on the other side of the cubicle wall discuss the people they know and their efforts to get pregnant. Joy.
edit: call me a prude, but I don't think discussions of taking basal temperatures every morning is appropriate for work.
Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 8:02:44 am PST #4940 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I just sent out a strongly worded interoffice e-mail about that most grievous of sins: not refilling the fucking ice bucket after you take the last ice cubes. I'm pretty sure the culprit is actually only one person -- my incompetent!boss the manchild. But it happens every damn day, so I finally got testy and sent out an e-mail. I used words like "courtesy" and "adults," and refrained from using words like "you fuckwit," "manchild," and "I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."
I actually don't assume my e-mail will change anything, but I feel better having vented my spleen.
Amy - Dec 18, 2012 8:05:33 am PST #4941 of 30001
Because books.
you entitled fuckwit manchild
That is such a keeper, though. I'm definitely using that one at some point.
Jessica - Dec 18, 2012 8:07:46 am PST #4942 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."
See, I think you should just print this out and tape it near the ice bucket. No one could prove it was you!
Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 8:42:00 am PST #4943 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oooh. I was wrong about who the culprit is! The culprit confessed, and it was not incompetent!boss. At least, not today. I've caught him dumping out the ice tray INTO THE SINK before, and when I asked him why he would waste water like that, his defensive response was that the ice bucket was empty, and HE wasn't going to refill it! So the next logical step in his mind was to also empty out the ice TRAYS.
I wish I were making that up.
But anyway, the ice troll from today's episode of freezer global warming was someone else.