I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!

Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 18, 2012 8:07:46 am PST #4942 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"I will gut you like a trout if you keep doing this, you entitled fuckwit manchild."

See, I think you should just print this out and tape it near the ice bucket. No one could prove it was you!


Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 8:42:00 am PST #4943 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oooh. I was wrong about who the culprit is! The culprit confessed, and it was not incompetent!boss. At least, not today. I've caught him dumping out the ice tray INTO THE SINK before, and when I asked him why he would waste water like that, his defensive response was that the ice bucket was empty, and HE wasn't going to refill it! So the next logical step in his mind was to also empty out the ice TRAYS.

I wish I were making that up.

But anyway, the ice troll from today's episode of freezer global warming was someone else.


erikaj - Dec 18, 2012 8:46:49 am PST #4944 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Richard Engel is *both* good and lucky...seriously, he ought to sell lockets of his hair. [link]


Consuela - Dec 18, 2012 8:59:04 am PST #4945 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

his defensive response was that the ice bucket was empty, and HE wasn't going to refill it! So the next logical step in his mind was to also empty out the ice TRAYS

... that makes NO SENSE. That is the OPPOSITE of sense, in fact.

Huh.


Kate P. - Dec 18, 2012 9:02:30 am PST #4946 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Aw, Homer. So sorry, Jesse.

I've caught him dumping out the ice tray INTO THE SINK before, and when I asked him why he would waste water like that, his defensive response was that the ice bucket was empty, and HE wasn't going to refill it! So the next logical step in his mind was to also empty out the ice TRAYS.

Either I am not understanding the relationship between the ice bucket and the ice trays, or this person is deeply moronic.


Jessica - Dec 18, 2012 9:03:31 am PST #4947 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

....and if I'm not going to refill the ice bucket, NOBODY CAN!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Steph L. - Dec 18, 2012 9:07:18 am PST #4948 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Either I am not understanding the relationship between the ice bucket and the ice trays, or this person is deeply moronic.

His reasoning was that since no one refilled the bucket, causing him to have to take cubes from the tray, HE wasn't going to refill the bucket with the cubes from the tray that he didn't put in his drink. Basically a "fuck you, if you aren't going to refill the bucket, neither am I!" And I guess if the ice tray was empty, then he could say that he wasn't ABLE to refill the bucket, because there was NO ICE.

I swear I am not making this up. I wouldn't make up something this deeply stupid.


Fred Pete - Dec 18, 2012 9:07:37 am PST #4949 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Richard Engel is *both* good and lucky...seriously, he ought to sell lockets of his hair.

That hair belongs on top of his head -- that lock hanging down over his forehead is one of the things that makes him impossibly sexy.


erikaj - Dec 18, 2012 9:24:01 am PST #4950 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

No argument here, but I'd still keep one right next to my lucky bear claw...that guy must be bulletproof(in ways not involving actual bullets.) He is actually two days older than I am...at least somebody puts all that Virgo check-and-recheck to good use.


le nubian - Dec 18, 2012 9:30:06 am PST #4951 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

jesse,

forced hugs and 'ma to you. I too am thinking about you.