This day, man. I woke up to no b.org, managed to bring the the wrong top to my travel mug so my coffee is much more in danger of being spilled, one of my accounts is all messed up in ways that are not my fault but that are beyond my control to fix, and now it's not Hot Dead Guy Month? Jeesh.
Why does providing references stress me out? I am certain this transition from temp to perm will get bolluxed up somehow.
Methods of Automatism (chance collage, frottage, grottage, and decalcomania) or Veristic Surrealism may be employed
Wow, none of that makes any sense to me. I also think some of those words may not mean what they think they mean.
I was sure I could get my ass fired or something when they tried to convert me to perm, -t. I'm 89% sure your shit is in better order than mine.
I feel I should buy this med just because. They get me in ways you do not.
Shit, I have meetings from 1-2:30 and I neglected to go get lunch. The best I can do now is 15 minutes. Why am I still typing???
Wow, I just found out that (a) a family friend is going into hospice, and (b) my best friend's baby was born this morning. Dang, circle of life, you do not mess around.
Wednesday is Dead Duck Day - Boing Boing
Dead Duck Day — the annual memorial celebration honoring the first recorded case of male homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck — happens this Wednesday in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. The holiday will be celebrated with a speech in front of the window where one of the ducks in question met his fate, followed by a duck dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. The victim duck has been taxidermied and will be on hand for the festivities.
Whoa Kate, that's a lot to process.
They get me in ways you do not.
Is that a real medication? That is hilarious.
Alexander Hamilton could also be used for Literally a Bastard Month, Political Careers Ruined by Affairs Month, I Wish We Had a Monarchy Month and Stupid Ways to Die Month.
If my vet said he would call today with blood results - at what time should I start calling rather than wait for him?
Call the office and ask when to expect a call. Some have set hours for making calls.
Dear god, this day.
ok, on phone - please just be something treatable.