Methods of Automatism (chance collage, frottage, grottage, and decalcomania) or Veristic Surrealism may be employed
Wow, none of that makes any sense to me. I also think some of those words may not mean what they think they mean.
Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?
Fred ,'A Hole in the World'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
meara - Jun 03, 2013 10:30:35 am PDT #24660 of 30001
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2013 10:32:09 am PDT #24661 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was sure I could get my ass fired or something when they tried to convert me to perm, -t. I'm 89% sure your shit is in better order than mine.
I feel I should buy this med just because. They get me in ways you do not.
Shit, I have meetings from 1-2:30 and I neglected to go get lunch. The best I can do now is 15 minutes. Why am I still typing???
Kate P. - Jun 03, 2013 10:35:25 am PDT #24662 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Wow, I just found out that (a) a family friend is going into hospice, and (b) my best friend's baby was born this morning. Dang, circle of life, you do not mess around.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2013 10:52:26 am PDT #24663 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wednesday is Dead Duck Day - Boing Boing
Dead Duck Day — the annual memorial celebration honoring the first recorded case of male homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck — happens this Wednesday in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. The holiday will be celebrated with a speech in front of the window where one of the ducks in question met his fate, followed by a duck dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. The victim duck has been taxidermied and will be on hand for the festivities.
Burrell - Jun 03, 2013 10:54:38 am PDT #24664 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Whoa Kate, that's a lot to process.
They get me in ways you do not.
Is that a real medication? That is hilarious.
Ginger - Jun 03, 2013 11:04:03 am PDT #24665 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Alexander Hamilton could also be used for Literally a Bastard Month, Political Careers Ruined by Affairs Month, I Wish We Had a Monarchy Month and Stupid Ways to Die Month.
msbelle - Jun 03, 2013 11:05:49 am PDT #24666 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
If my vet said he would call today with blood results - at what time should I start calling rather than wait for him?
sarameg - Jun 03, 2013 11:07:06 am PDT #24667 of 30001
Call the office and ask when to expect a call. Some have set hours for making calls.
Dear god, this day.
msbelle - Jun 03, 2013 11:08:26 am PDT #24668 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ok, on phone - please just be something treatable.
Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2013 11:10:48 am PDT #24669 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Today I'm supposed to do 75 squats, and my quads are suspicious I'm trying to kill them. 45 to go!