If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.

Spike ,'Get It Done'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2013 10:52:26 am PDT #24663 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wednesday is Dead Duck Day - Boing Boing

Dead Duck Day — the annual memorial celebration honoring the first recorded case of male homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck — happens this Wednesday in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. The holiday will be celebrated with a speech in front of the window where one of the ducks in question met his fate, followed by a duck dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. The victim duck has been taxidermied and will be on hand for the festivities.


Burrell - Jun 03, 2013 10:54:38 am PDT #24664 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Whoa Kate, that's a lot to process.

They get me in ways you do not.

Is that a real medication? That is hilarious.


Ginger - Jun 03, 2013 11:04:03 am PDT #24665 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Alexander Hamilton could also be used for Literally a Bastard Month, Political Careers Ruined by Affairs Month, I Wish We Had a Monarchy Month and Stupid Ways to Die Month.


msbelle - Jun 03, 2013 11:05:49 am PDT #24666 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

If my vet said he would call today with blood results - at what time should I start calling rather than wait for him?


sarameg - Jun 03, 2013 11:07:06 am PDT #24667 of 30001

Call the office and ask when to expect a call. Some have set hours for making calls.

Dear god, this day.


msbelle - Jun 03, 2013 11:08:26 am PDT #24668 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ok, on phone - please just be something treatable.


Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2013 11:10:48 am PDT #24669 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Today I'm supposed to do 75 squats, and my quads are suspicious I'm trying to kill them. 45 to go!


Jesse - Jun 03, 2013 11:11:04 am PDT #24670 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yep, Kate -- I had that on Saturday from the church choir mailing list. One death, one baby.

Jesse, I kinda want to marry your new tumblr. ijs

It really is everything I didn't want to put on the Good Stuff. So now you have the full picture!

Good luck re: blood tests.


Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2013 11:11:36 am PDT #24671 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Fingers crossed, msbelle.


JZ - Jun 03, 2013 11:24:51 am PDT #24672 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Vibes, msbelle.

ita !, the Help I Need Help products are all pretty awesome, as is their website. (Imagine McSweeney's, but peppier, goofier and more medicinal.)