I was sure I could get my ass fired or something when they tried to convert me to perm, -t. I'm 89% sure your shit is in better order than mine.

I feel I should buy this med just because. They get me in ways you do not.

Shit, I have meetings from 1-2:30 and I neglected to go get lunch. The best I can do now is 15 minutes. Why am I still typing???

Wow, I just found out that (a) a family friend is going into hospice, and (b) my best friend's baby was born this morning. Dang, circle of life, you do not mess around.

Wednesday is Dead Duck Day - Boing Boing

Dead Duck Day — the annual memorial celebration honoring the first recorded case of male homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck — happens this Wednesday in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. The holiday will be celebrated with a speech in front of the window where one of the ducks in question met his fate, followed by a duck dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. The victim duck has been taxidermied and will be on hand for the festivities.

Whoa Kate, that's a lot to process.

They get me in ways you do not.

Is that a real medication? That is hilarious.

Alexander Hamilton could also be used for Literally a Bastard Month, Political Careers Ruined by Affairs Month, I Wish We Had a Monarchy Month and Stupid Ways to Die Month.

If my vet said he would call today with blood results - at what time should I start calling rather than wait for him?

Call the office and ask when to expect a call. Some have set hours for making calls.

Dear god, this day.

ok, on phone - please just be something treatable.

Today I'm supposed to do 75 squats, and my quads are suspicious I'm trying to kill them. 45 to go!

Yep, Kate -- I had that on Saturday from the church choir mailing list. One death, one baby.

Jesse, I kinda want to marry your new tumblr. ijs

It really is everything I didn't want to put on the Good Stuff. So now you have the full picture!

Good luck re: blood tests.