Wow, I just found out that (a) a family friend is going into hospice, and (b) my best friend's baby was born this morning. Dang, circle of life, you do not mess around.
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kate P. - Jun 03, 2013 10:35:25 am PDT #24662 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2013 10:52:26 am PDT #24663 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wednesday is Dead Duck Day - Boing Boing
Dead Duck Day — the annual memorial celebration honoring the first recorded case of male homosexual necrophilia in the mallard duck — happens this Wednesday in Rotterdam, The Netherlands. The holiday will be celebrated with a speech in front of the window where one of the ducks in question met his fate, followed by a duck dinner at a local Chinese restaurant. The victim duck has been taxidermied and will be on hand for the festivities.
Burrell - Jun 03, 2013 10:54:38 am PDT #24664 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Whoa Kate, that's a lot to process.
They get me in ways you do not.
Is that a real medication? That is hilarious.
Ginger - Jun 03, 2013 11:04:03 am PDT #24665 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Alexander Hamilton could also be used for Literally a Bastard Month, Political Careers Ruined by Affairs Month, I Wish We Had a Monarchy Month and Stupid Ways to Die Month.
msbelle - Jun 03, 2013 11:05:49 am PDT #24666 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
If my vet said he would call today with blood results - at what time should I start calling rather than wait for him?
sarameg - Jun 03, 2013 11:07:06 am PDT #24667 of 30001
Call the office and ask when to expect a call. Some have set hours for making calls.
Dear god, this day.
msbelle - Jun 03, 2013 11:08:26 am PDT #24668 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ok, on phone - please just be something treatable.
Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2013 11:10:48 am PDT #24669 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Today I'm supposed to do 75 squats, and my quads are suspicious I'm trying to kill them. 45 to go!
Jesse - Jun 03, 2013 11:11:04 am PDT #24670 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yep, Kate -- I had that on Saturday from the church choir mailing list. One death, one baby.
Jesse, I kinda want to marry your new tumblr. ijs
It really is everything I didn't want to put on the Good Stuff. So now you have the full picture!
Good luck re: blood tests.
Zenkitty - Jun 03, 2013 11:11:36 am PDT #24671 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Fingers crossed, msbelle.