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Jesse - Feb 11, 2013 7:22:37 am PST #10795 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, well, seize the day, right? Can't do anything about the fact I can't do anything, so I'm just going to have a damn good day.

Yes! That is what snow days are for!

Ginger - Feb 11, 2013 7:25:28 am PST #10796 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay, woo woo nurse!

We do not have snow. We have the dreariest rain you can imagine. I did, however, just see a bluebird.

Re: naming the moons of Saturn

The names they propose [link] include three rivers, a place and a coin. Aren't they supposed to be people's names? I could go with Cerberus, as the gatekeeper to Hades, but rivers? Of the list, the people who have been to Hades, making them more appropriate companions to the god of the underworld, are Eurydice, Orpheus and Persephone. It seems strange to me that Persephone hasn't been used already. I'd think she deserves more than a large rock.

Jessica - Feb 11, 2013 7:27:44 am PST #10797 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd think she deserves more than a large rock.

None of her friends have a rock this big.

Gudanov - Feb 11, 2013 7:28:33 am PST #10798 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

And, sadly, you still have a better chance of being the next Pope, or any Pope, than I do.

I'd give you my Pope vote if I had a Pope vote to give. I'm not sure why one needs a penis for poping. Do you capitalize pope when using it as a verb? I'm not sure about that.

tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 7:30:07 am PST #10799 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

JZ--Yeah, it seems my plan is not terribly feasible.

It would probably be easier to start my own religion and become Pope of that. I think I'll practice by ordaining my cat.

Steph L. - Feb 11, 2013 7:31:11 am PST #10800 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think I'll practice by ordaining my cat.

My cats would like to sign up for that. You have at least 2 furry acolytes in Cincinnati.

tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 7:41:22 am PST #10801 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You have at least 2 furry acolytes in Cincinnati.

Can one of them be a Bishop-cat and head up my Ohio diocese?

flea - Feb 11, 2013 7:44:20 am PST #10802 of 30001
information libertarian

I think Toke should be the bishop-cat.

Steph L. - Feb 11, 2013 7:47:55 am PST #10803 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'll have to find her under the laundry in the office so that I can confirm it, but I think Toke would be happy to be Bishop-Cat of the Ohio Diocese. She's so tolerant, she lives with a D-O-G.

tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 7:58:27 am PST #10804 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, Toke sounds more ecumenical than this cat: [link]

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