Yay, woo woo nurse!

We do not have snow. We have the dreariest rain you can imagine. I did, however, just see a bluebird.

Re: naming the moons of Saturn

The names they propose [link] include three rivers, a place and a coin. Aren't they supposed to be people's names? I could go with Cerberus, as the gatekeeper to Hades, but rivers? Of the list, the people who have been to Hades, making them more appropriate companions to the god of the underworld, are Eurydice, Orpheus and Persephone. It seems strange to me that Persephone hasn't been used already. I'd think she deserves more than a large rock.

I'd think she deserves more than a large rock.

None of her friends have a rock this big.

And, sadly, you still have a better chance of being the next Pope, or any Pope, than I do.

I'd give you my Pope vote if I had a Pope vote to give. I'm not sure why one needs a penis for poping. Do you capitalize pope when using it as a verb? I'm not sure about that.

JZ--Yeah, it seems my plan is not terribly feasible.

It would probably be easier to start my own religion and become Pope of that. I think I'll practice by ordaining my cat.

I think I'll practice by ordaining my cat.

My cats would like to sign up for that. You have at least 2 furry acolytes in Cincinnati.

You have at least 2 furry acolytes in Cincinnati.

Can one of them be a Bishop-cat and head up my Ohio diocese?

I think Toke should be the bishop-cat.

I'll have to find her under the laundry in the office so that I can confirm it, but I think Toke would be happy to be Bishop-Cat of the Ohio Diocese. She's so tolerant, she lives with a D-O-G.

Well, Toke sounds more ecumenical than this cat: [link]

Totally. Her only hardline position is All The Gooshyfoods Belong To Her.