Just keep walking, preacher-man.

River ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 7:30:07 am PST #10799 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

JZ--Yeah, it seems my plan is not terribly feasible.

It would probably be easier to start my own religion and become Pope of that. I think I'll practice by ordaining my cat.


Steph L. - Feb 11, 2013 7:31:11 am PST #10800 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think I'll practice by ordaining my cat.

My cats would like to sign up for that. You have at least 2 furry acolytes in Cincinnati.


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 7:41:22 am PST #10801 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You have at least 2 furry acolytes in Cincinnati.

Can one of them be a Bishop-cat and head up my Ohio diocese?


flea - Feb 11, 2013 7:44:20 am PST #10802 of 30001
information libertarian

I think Toke should be the bishop-cat.


Steph L. - Feb 11, 2013 7:47:55 am PST #10803 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'll have to find her under the laundry in the office so that I can confirm it, but I think Toke would be happy to be Bishop-Cat of the Ohio Diocese. She's so tolerant, she lives with a D-O-G.


tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 7:58:27 am PST #10804 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, Toke sounds more ecumenical than this cat: [link]


Steph L. - Feb 11, 2013 8:00:40 am PST #10805 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Totally. Her only hardline position is All The Gooshyfoods Belong To Her.


JZ - Feb 11, 2013 8:02:43 am PST #10806 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

General request for non-Popish harassment:

I wrote a small drabble related to the story inspired by tommyrot's Enid; it didn't suck, and hence when I start riffing on totally unrelated stuff here people need to tell me to shut the shit up and go away until I've written another drabble.

People, of course, mostly including me. I desperately need to get my own "Get her words out" ass in gear.


DavidS - Feb 11, 2013 8:09:19 am PST #10807 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

it didn't suck

You should post it at Great Write Way and link it here for people that were enthusiastic about your Steampunk girls adventure. It's really an excellent start.


le nubian - Feb 11, 2013 8:46:05 am PST #10808 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

So I went to Hallmark to get a card for my parents' anniversary. 49 years. I can't believe it. Anyway, they were selling shoes! When did it happen where Hallmark sells shoes alongside cards and invitations.