So do you think there's time for me to join the Catholic church and get promoted to cardinal in time to be elected Pope? Because that might be a fun job.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter 71: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 5:13:29 am PST #10785 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Feb 11, 2013 6:03:36 am PST #10786 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, wtf. It's eleven o'clock! I still haven't started doing anything at work yet.
Oops.
Isn't there some way to leverage wasting time into a career?
-t - Feb 11, 2013 6:08:20 am PST #10787 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
If you figure that out, let me know.
Jesse - Feb 11, 2013 6:13:08 am PST #10788 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think the answer would have been "Buzzfeed contributor" or similar, if I were a lot younger.
tommyrot - Feb 11, 2013 6:23:59 am PST #10789 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Your Help Wanted to Name Two of Pluto's Moons
I seem to be in a surly mood today--perhaps because it's Monday. So far, this is what I've come up with for names of Pluto's two moons.
- Bite and Me.
- Fuck Off and Die.
Maybe I should not be naming moons today.
SuziQ - Feb 11, 2013 6:35:53 am PST #10790 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Once again, buffistas to the rescue. Yesterday's melt down felt like a Prednisone side effect, but without the Prednisone. Oy.
Now I'm trying to decide if I really want to go to the memorial. I have that emotional hangover thing going on and I'm pretty sure going will set me off again. But I want to be able to say goodbye and all that.
Liese S. - Feb 11, 2013 6:38:26 am PST #10791 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Snow day. Probably 3 inches so far, and not yet to the time of day when it's really supposed to start. They cancelled school after we'd have already gotten there, so it was damn good thing we started off when we did.
AAnd my Vaio died. Which I can probably fix, but not until I can leave the house. Which is a bitch.
But I am consoling myself by setting up my giant ass motherfucking new imac. Which includes playing my itunes library through my studio speakers.
Oh, well, seize the day, right? Can't do anything about the fact I can't do anything, so I'm just going to have a damn good day.
Consuela - Feb 11, 2013 6:55:42 am PST #10792 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, this is inspirational: an entire gallery of beautifully-photographed women with gray hair. So lovely: [link]
§ ita § - Feb 11, 2013 7:10:04 am PST #10793 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Isn't there some way to leverage wasting time into a career?
Yes. Reality shows. You will an attention-grabbing sex tape to get you started, though. I'm happy to consult for you on this matter.
I need more sleep. This is just not working for me. I'm not getting to sleep before midnight, and I need more sleep.
May be time to switch back to Ambien from Lunesta, but I wasn't missing the gibberish periods Ambien causes.
JZ - Feb 11, 2013 7:12:04 am PST #10794 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
tommy, I think the timing would be a little difficult - you could conceivably, maybe bolt through an entire year's RCIA in the next few weeks just in time to get communion, confession and confirmation at this year's Easter vigil (your parents had you baptized at some point, didn't they? Only one of those to a customer, so you'd just skip ahead to the next steps), but getting from there to ordination to cardinality is kinda no-cuts-allowed, and since the current guy is retiring in two and a half weeks they'll probably have managed to choose a successor at least a couple days before you can claim your hat and crook and declare your candidacy.
And, sadly, you still have a better chance of being the next Pope, or any Pope, than I do.